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    Post by Topdog Thu 26 Jan 2012 - 21:45

    Morning H, were your ears burning. welcome
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Thu 26 Jan 2012 - 21:50

    Howard, you coming to McGuinness Bar on 17th April @ 1 o'clock?
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    Post by Topdog Thu 26 Jan 2012 - 21:51

    He is there already, waiting for us.
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    Post by Mcqueen Thu 26 Jan 2012 - 21:53

    Look out Howard LURKING 577704309 And i'm telling all you lurkers the end is nigh, You are all doomed, We have a bus to pick you all up, And you will be tarred and feathered, You cannot escape, Look out Howard LURKING 951090068 Look out Howard LURKING 3194688309
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    Post by Topdog Thu 26 Jan 2012 - 21:56

    Crossing the Line ceremony, King Neptune........tarred ad Feather I was.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Thu 26 Jan 2012 - 22:00

    Topdog wrote:Crossing the Line ceremony, King Neptune........tarred ad Feather I was.

    I thought they keel-hauled you or threw you in the sea or something? I got flung in the Medway for my 18th. Grotty colour it was...
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    Post by Mcqueen Thu 26 Jan 2012 - 22:08

    Dont like sound of that club, I went to see vanishing point film for my 18th, Much better, Look out Howard LURKING 2445067155
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    Post by Topdog Thu 26 Jan 2012 - 22:19

    Had to walk the plank Cam, big drop and boat waiting for you, out he water, all the crap then got chucked over us, a weeks worth of Galley slops and some bilge oil. We had the normal ceremony then the chase. all new line crossers had 2 mins to run last one caught got free booze rations and an extra day off.
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    Post by Vera Lynn Fri 23 Mar 2012 - 21:42

    Has howard threw his hand in ????
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 23 Mar 2012 - 21:46

    He said he was jacking in. I hope he comes back 'cos I miss his witty banter... Look out Howard LURKING 3913804730
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    Post by Vera Lynn Fri 23 Mar 2012 - 21:57

    Maybe you can get his mother to persuade him. Look out Howard LURKING 3025408739
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 23 Mar 2012 - 21:59

    Vera Lynn wrote:Maybe you can get his mother to persuade him. Look out Howard LURKING 3025408739

    If any one can change his mind, Gypsy will. Look out Howard LURKING 294053457
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    Post by Gypsy Fri 23 Mar 2012 - 22:11

    I'll go and tell Howard his audience is missing him.
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    Post by Vera Lynn Fri 23 Mar 2012 - 22:22

    Is Howard gay only he might just have is knickers on back to front and that could be very uncomfortable }}}}only kidding trying to entice him back}}}}
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    Post by Gypsy Fri 23 Mar 2012 - 22:25

    You'll have to shout you're on his deaf side. Look out Howard LURKING 1554180325
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    Post by Mcqueen Fri 23 Mar 2012 - 22:29

    Told me he go's commando, So thats not the problem, Look out Howard LURKING 3275847336
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 24 Mar 2012 - 2:45

    Hmmmmmmm, just keep thinkin, chocolate firemen. who needs em. Look out Howard LURKING 3025408739 Hi H, must be nearly home time, we are having summer early, 20 degrees C it is. You can leave your coat behind, bring shades.......... Look out Howard LURKING 1629994992
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 24 Mar 2012 - 2:47

    Flood control at 02.46, well I never.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 24 Mar 2012 - 9:47

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Flood control at 02.46, well I never.

    Are you in this area Vince? Interactive map
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    Post by Topdog Sat 24 Mar 2012 - 9:51

    Cam he got up to empty his bag it was over flowing.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 24 Mar 2012 - 9:55

    Topdog wrote:Cam he got up to empty his bag it was over flowing.

    Ah, he's a good man. He keeps the nightshift going...talks to himself but I've heard he's like that when he's sober. Look out Howard LURKING 4226408756
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    Post by Topdog Sat 24 Mar 2012 - 10:09

    Totally self motivated that man. Talks to himself, Drinks by himself and plays with himself. weather
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 24 Mar 2012 - 11:22

    The Lone Ranger wrote:
    Perfectspecimen wrote:Flood control at 02.46, well I never.

    Are you in this area Vince? Interactive map

    Yes, between March and Downham Market. It was the forum flood control message I recieved, somebody else must have been up early.
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    Post by Topdog Sat 24 Mar 2012 - 11:24

    What month is the Market?
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 24 Mar 2012 - 12:04

    Place is full of pensioners, strange place, they still have shops in the High Street. My favourite is the shoe shop, stacked to the ceiling with shoe boxes, like a maze it is. And sandals hanging up outside on string.

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