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Gypsy
Vera Lynn
Mcqueen
Campbell Brodie
Topdog
9 posters
Look out Howard LURKING
Topdog-
- Posts : 21262
Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 65
Location : England
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Morning H, were your ears burning.
Campbell Brodie-
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Age : 69
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- Post n°2
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Howard, you coming to McGuinness Bar on 17th April @ 1 o'clock?
Topdog-
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He is there already, waiting for us.
Mcqueen-
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Age : 70
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And i'm telling all you lurkers the end is nigh, You are all doomed, We have a bus to pick you all up, And you will be tarred and feathered, You cannot escape,
Topdog-
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Crossing the Line ceremony, King Neptune........tarred ad Feather I was.
Campbell Brodie-
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Topdog wrote:Crossing the Line ceremony, King Neptune........tarred ad Feather I was.
I thought they keel-hauled you or threw you in the sea or something? I got flung in the Medway for my 18th. Grotty colour it was...
Mcqueen-
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Dont like sound of that club, I went to see vanishing point film for my 18th, Much better,
Topdog-
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Had to walk the plank Cam, big drop and boat waiting for you, out he water, all the crap then got chucked over us, a weeks worth of Galley slops and some bilge oil. We had the normal ceremony then the chase. all new line crossers had 2 mins to run last one caught got free booze rations and an extra day off.
Vera Lynn-
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Age : 72
- Post n°9
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Has howard threw his hand in ????
Campbell Brodie-
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He said he was jacking in. I hope he comes back 'cos I miss his witty banter...
Vera Lynn-
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Age : 72
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Maybe you can get his mother to persuade him.
Campbell Brodie-
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Vera Lynn wrote:Maybe you can get his mother to persuade him.
If any one can change his mind, Gypsy will.
Gypsy-
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- Post n°13
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I'll go and tell Howard his audience is missing him.
Vera Lynn-
- Posts : 170
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Age : 72
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Is Howard gay only he might just have is knickers on back to front and that could be very uncomfortable }}}}only kidding trying to entice him back}}}}
Gypsy-
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You'll have to shout you're on his deaf side.
Mcqueen-
- Posts : 30546
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Age : 70
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Told me he go's commando, So thats not the problem,
Perfectspecimen-
- Posts : 14451
Join date : 2011-08-15
Age : 70
Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur
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Hmmmmmmm, just keep thinkin, chocolate firemen. who needs em. Hi H, must be nearly home time, we are having summer early, 20 degrees C it is. You can leave your coat behind, bring shades..........
Perfectspecimen-
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Flood control at 02.46, well I never.
Campbell Brodie-
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Perfectspecimen wrote:Flood control at 02.46, well I never.
Are you in this area Vince? Interactive map
Topdog-
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Cam he got up to empty his bag it was over flowing.
Campbell Brodie-
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Topdog wrote:Cam he got up to empty his bag it was over flowing.
Ah, he's a good man. He keeps the nightshift going...talks to himself but I've heard he's like that when he's sober.
Topdog-
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Totally self motivated that man. Talks to himself, Drinks by himself and plays with himself.
Perfectspecimen-
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The Lone Ranger wrote:Perfectspecimen wrote:Flood control at 02.46, well I never.
Are you in this area Vince? Interactive map
Yes, between March and Downham Market. It was the forum flood control message I recieved, somebody else must have been up early.
Topdog-
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What month is the Market?
Perfectspecimen-
- Posts : 14451
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Place is full of pensioners, strange place, they still have shops in the High Street. My favourite is the shoe shop, stacked to the ceiling with shoe boxes, like a maze it is. And sandals hanging up outside on string.