Just took Amelia home and stopped off at the big park near us to walk Alfie.
It is a reasonably safe area here (mind you this is UK 2012).
Happily walking up back of woods part, still in work clothes as I took Amelia home straight after work. 2 kids 16ish stepped from behind a tree and said, "what you doing", then Alf appeared, lucky he ain't my old Lab, Barney.
One said usual chav twat thing, got any fags. Nope, carried on walking. "Got any dollar". Whats it got to do with you if I have.
"We want some to get fags". Well go and ask Mummy for it.
"you got some then, we might just do you for it"
OK, GIRLS I HAVE JUST FINISHED WORK AND I AM KNACKERED SO GET IT OVER WITH. I STILL HAVE STEEL TOECAPS ON AND A STANLEY KNIFE PLUS A FECKING GREAT SCREWDRIVER, SO PLEASE BE CAREFUL YOU DON'T HAVE AN ACCIDENT WITH THEM. OH AND I WILL ASK THE DOG NICELY TO BE GENTLE AND TELL HIM HE CAN HAVE DINNER WHEN WE GET IN.
They walked off shouting and swearing, telling me I am a c*** and that my family are going to get it.
Who brings these twats up.
It is a reasonably safe area here (mind you this is UK 2012).
Happily walking up back of woods part, still in work clothes as I took Amelia home straight after work. 2 kids 16ish stepped from behind a tree and said, "what you doing", then Alf appeared, lucky he ain't my old Lab, Barney.
One said usual chav twat thing, got any fags. Nope, carried on walking. "Got any dollar". Whats it got to do with you if I have.
"We want some to get fags". Well go and ask Mummy for it.
"you got some then, we might just do you for it"
OK, GIRLS I HAVE JUST FINISHED WORK AND I AM KNACKERED SO GET IT OVER WITH. I STILL HAVE STEEL TOECAPS ON AND A STANLEY KNIFE PLUS A FECKING GREAT SCREWDRIVER, SO PLEASE BE CAREFUL YOU DON'T HAVE AN ACCIDENT WITH THEM. OH AND I WILL ASK THE DOG NICELY TO BE GENTLE AND TELL HIM HE CAN HAVE DINNER WHEN WE GET IN.
They walked off shouting and swearing, telling me I am a c*** and that my family are going to get it.
Who brings these twats up.