Doctors Surgery is open for all plastic surgery.

C'mon not for yourself but your other half, what would you like to send them in for?
Mouth sewn up is not an option.
And No Reg JANET can't have a cookery course.

Head steam cleaning inside, Its full of rubbish, Bit like a computor, Get it cleaned, Fresh start,

Do they do plastic surgery to rectify snoring?

Snoring Seperate rooms Cru, Its the only cure,

But I'm tired of sleeping on the couch Reg

Pete should be on the couch, He's the one that snore's, Funny how they always get a good nights sleep too,
I'm acheing allover so didnt sleep well, But nobody to blame for that, I'l fall asleep later as soon as i sit down, Then wont feel tired tonight, Catch 33 ?

Well I feel that we should take equal responsibility for his snoring and the fact that I'm a light sleeper! It's been said on many occasion that men are very selfish

Reg is not selfish he lets Janet having the snoring, if you and Pete share snoring well that is up to you.

You'r as bad as Pete Kev, just make a blady joke out of it!! HA BLADY HA!!!

You know me Linda, so what day you flying to here and what day you planning to leave the UK.

Flying from here on 20th March and trying to book today for 25th March from Heathrow, web site is playing up!

I have to fly Etheopian because of the 46kg luggage allowance, Emirates is only 30kg and that blady push chair is 15kg

Think I need my own private aircraft

Cruella de Vil wrote:Flying from here on 20th March and trying to book today for 25th March from Heathrow, web site is playing up!

I have to fly Etheopian because of the 46kg luggage allowance, Emirates is only 30kg and that blady push chair is 15kg

Think I need my own private aircraft

Push chairs are usually free. You may need to have a baby, tell them you are going out there to kidnap one.

Topdog wrote:

Cruella de Vil wrote:Flying from here on 20th March and trying to book today for 25th March from Heathrow, web site is playing up!

I have to fly Etheopian because of the 46kg luggage allowance, Emirates is only 30kg and that blady push chair is 15kg

Think I need my own private aircraft

Push chairs are usually free. You may need to have a baby, tell them you are going out there to kidnap one.

Perhaps someone can lend me one

Get one of those practice ones. I am off on the 20th but on shift on 25th so depending on what time.

The flight leaves about 9pm so need to be there 7ish Still not booked so can change date if need be

Cruella de Vil wrote:The flight leaves about 9pm so need to be there 7ish Still not booked so can change date if need be

Mcqueen wrote:

Cruella de Vil wrote:The flight leaves about 9pm so need to be there 7ish Still not booked so can change date if need be

Thought you liked threads going Reg?

Mcqueen wrote:

Kettle and Frying Pan spring to mind

Yeh but, Doctors surgery and Flights all in one, Thats got to be the worst one yet, Anyway it was just a reminder,
Keep you on your toe's,
Pot Kettlle innit, Frying pan ?

Yes, frying pan

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. Out of the frying pan into the fire, Innit,

Mcqueen wrote:Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. Out of the frying pan into the fire, Innit,

Cru doesn't use that stuff...she's into braai cooking innit

Them two are just argumentative on sunday mornings,

Mcqueen wrote:Them two are just argumentative on sunday mornings,

Crabbit and nasty after a heavy night out innit...

No Reg you are just grumpy on Sunday morning! have you been to church yet?





Yes Cam you are right, it's braai day today