Funny things people say

Yesterday I received a PM from someone, who I have advised to place their question on Tripadvisor as I really didn´t want to be responsible for answering the following.

They want to know about coming here in July and ask ......... Is the usual temperature windy? Also what is the sea like is it wavy?

Sometimes the temperature is windy, Because my napkin blows away, Also the sea is wavy i can hear it crashing on the beach, So seems reasonable to me ,

Gypsy wrote:Yesterday I received a PM from someone, who I have advised to place their question on Tripadvisor as I really didn´t want to be responsible for answering the following.

They want to know about coming here in July and ask ......... Is the usual temperature windy? Also what is the sea like is it wavy?

American?

3rdforum wrote:

American?

No from Wales !!

Whales!!!!

o dear o dear!!

Gypsy, perhaps you can help me. Are the tree's taller up the mountain, they look it when I look out of my window in LA.

What are you doing in Los Angeles?

AH 3D, is the beer in 1euro bars in Los Gig, cheaper than Las Americas.

Gypsy wrote:Yesterday I received a PM from someone, who I have advised to place their question on Tripadvisor as I really didn´t want to be responsible for answering the following.

They want to know about coming here in July and ask ......... Is the usual temperature windy? Also what is the sea like is it wavy?

mmmm, must have been from a woman,

Topdog wrote:AH 3D, is the beer in 1euro bars in Los Gig, cheaper than Las Americas.

Ah TD, don't be trying to catch me out. Anyway, I don't frquent that sort of establishment. I only go to those bars where you get 3 for the price of two.

How much would a Euro pint cost then?

Topdog wrote:How much would a Euro pint cost then?

pass, ask me one on rugby league.

All well and good but the question is...

is 'buy one get one free' a better offer than 'half price' ?

Blyth Spirit wrote:All well and good but the question is...

is 'buy one get one free' a better offer than 'half price' ?

Defoe coz if you have 4 pints sitting in front it is rude to waste, but you may be half way through the 3rd and the missus wants to go.

You just drink more because its cheap and it goes flat quickly

3rdforum wrote:

Topdog wrote:AH 3D, is the beer in 1euro bars in Los Gig, cheaper than Las Americas.

Ah TD, don't be trying to catch me out. Anyway, I don't frquent that sort of establishment. I only go to those bars where you get 3 for the price of two.

I got it wrong, I meant to say "2 for the price of 3"!! Chrissake, I so tired I can't even take the piss outta myself never mind anyone else

cunningham wrote: mmmm, must have been from a woman,

There's no fooling you son, it was from a woman. :Happy:

It also made me think of this

Top stupid holiday complaints

1. One lady’s plane journey was a disappointment because the sky was too cloudy; obstructing both her and her children’s view of the sea and ruining their plans for eye-spy.



2. Having landed at the airport in Portugal from Cardiff, one complaint was made from a family who had not been told that it would be so sunny and therefore they were too ‘hot and sweaty’ in their travel clothes. (See from Wales again!!)



3. When collecting suitcases from the airport conveyor belt, a gentleman was annoyed that so many other people also had plain black suitcases and he could therefore not distinguish which case was his. 



4. Most people are eager for the travelling to end and the holiday to begin, but for one couple the 20 minute transfer time was worthy of a complaint as they were unable to see the sites of the Island.



5. When arriving at the hotel and unloading their cases, one lady noticed that her shampoo had leaked over her clothing and then, to her disgust, the hotel provided complimentary shampoo and so the whole incident was very preventable.



6. During a day trip to a local theme park, one woman complained that the Log Flume ride made her feet wet and that the ice cream from a particular shop melted too quickly in the sun.



7. Another couple complained about the children’s entertainment at their resort; it was too good and therefore the children did not want to spend any time with mum and dad.



8 Luckily, for some mums and dads this means peace and quiet and some sneaky cocktails beside the pool. However, one family claim that they were unaware how strong the cocktails were and ended up a little worse for wear in the early afternoon.


Gypsy, can you give me the name of the establishment for complaint No. 7 please