Are you all behaving??

Hi everyone! I have just logged on to check if everyone is behaving and if I've missed anything?

The weather is half decent here in the uk, so they must have known I was coming

I'm not a gran as yet, think he is waiting for me to arrive

Bollox you bought the good weather See you Sunday, probably a bit earlier text me later as Your number is not on this phone. x

Hiya Cru, You'll have a million posts to sort through...

Topdog wrote:Bollox you bought the good weather See you Sunday, probably a bit earlier text me later as Your number is not on this phone. x

Ok, I'll phone u

The Lone Ranger wrote:Hiya Cru, You'll have a million posts to sort through...

Hi Cam, yes I noticed! don't think I shall get through them all though (probably mostly a load of crap)

They're ALL a load of crap! 'Cept the 2 welcoming Vera Lynn (Dede) and BobMac (BobMac).

I like the way you explained you Bob Mac was, just in case we couldn't gather it from his original name!

There are some blunt tools in this box you know.

Don't want to leave anyone in the dark...

And thanks for bringing Tenerife weather with you Cru. Surprised they didnt take it off you at Customs, must be taxable surely?

Hi Cru,
Remember I want to know as soon as the wee one arrives. You must have brought the nice weather over so thank you.

I shall do Mermaid, hope the weather holds out until Sunday

bloody ell cru i imagined you to be a 30 year old not a prospective gran grans are getting younger every year

Cru was 116 last Birthday, she is doing well and still looks about (let me think how hard will my slap be on Sunday) 45

OMG listen to you lot Who was it said you kiss

Yeh bull shitters, She's 56

you have just shattered all my illusions reggie( ps can we have a wanky smiley lone ranger)

No, Dont do it Cam, This forums going down hill fast enough, I was hoping to be the most interlectual forum, You know, Like THE, But thats fecked already

marbro8 wrote:you have just shattered all my illusions reggie( ps can we have a wanky smiley lone ranger)

Mcqueen wrote:No, Dont do it Cam, This forums going down hill fast enough, I was hoping to be the most interlectual forum, You know, Like THE, But thats fecked already

Too Late Reg, we already have one...hey, who's nicked the wanky lady? I can't find her. I've found her, here she is!

Mcqueen wrote:No, Dont do it Cam, This forums going down hill fast enough, I was hoping to be the most interlectual forum, You know, Like THE, But thats fecked already

We can still be the most intellectual all we have to do is change our usernames to something like

Hy Marx
I.M. Boring
P. Brain
Noah Lott

and have meaningful discussions on the environment and poverty, The Northwest Passage and hemorrhoids: symptoms, causes, and treatments :sulk2:

Hehe, think you may have spelt one of them wrong. No perfecto then,

Ughhhhhhhhh, sorry, pissed again. Sure it was there a minute ago.....

I knew all that

morning Cru