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    I can hear a midge sneeze 3 miles away!

    Campbell Brodie
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    Scotland Male Posts : 59106
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 19:44

    I got my lugs syringed by the practice nurse this afternoonI can hear a midge sneeze 3 miles away! Smileynurse (Don't know why they don't use a proper one..). I can now hear perfectly again, it was the old water treatment doodah. She put the thingy in each ear and bubbled it about half a dozen times as I sat there like a pillock holding a metal tumbler shaped to fit under my jaw. Apparently they won't do it again she says, they don't like doing it anymore and I had to sign a "release" form to say I wanted it done.
    From now on she says, once a week put some drops of Olive oil in me lugs and that should be enough to prevent any wax build-up. NHS is great! That would have cost in Spain!
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    Post by Mermaid Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 19:59

    at long last he can hear me telling him his tea is ready I can hear a midge sneeze 3 miles away! 506932706
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    England Male Posts : 30546
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    Post by Mcqueen Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 20:09

    Whats that smell ?, I cant smell anything, Exactly get the tea on wench, I can hear a midge sneeze 3 miles away! 3194688309
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    Post by Topdog Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 20:24

    Got a new hearing aid, did you what type is it, twenty past six.
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    England Male Posts : 30546
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    Post by Mcqueen Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 20:33

    Should brighten up later I can hear a midge sneeze 3 miles away! 3275847336
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    Post by Topdog Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 20:34

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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 21:02

    I didnt know Olive Oil does it, I'll have a word with Popeye then.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 21:04

    Perfectspecimen wrote:I didnt know Olive Oil does it, I'll have a word with Popeye then.

    Et tu Bluto?
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 21:15

    Que?
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 21:17

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Que?

    ...play on words... I can hear a midge sneeze 3 miles away! 4226408756 Et tu Brute...
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