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    Post by Gypsy Wed 16 May 2012 - 21:04

    You know how irritating mobile phone users are when they fail to exercise discretion and think the world needs to know their business? When you have enjoyed as much as you can stand you can now get you own back!!!

    After a busy day she settled down in the train from Waterloo for a nap as far as her destination at Winchester , when the chap sitting near her hauled out his mobile and started up:-

    "Hi darling it's Peter, I'm on the train - yes, I know it's the 6.30 not the 4.30 but I had a long meeting - no, not with that floozie from the typing pool, with the boss no darling you're the only one in my life - yes, I'm sure, cross my heart" etc., etc.

    This was still going on at Wimbledon , when the young woman, driven beyond endurance, yelled at the top of her voice,

    "Hey, Peter, turn that bloody phone off and come back to bed!!"
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 16 May 2012 - 21:12

    Gypsy wrote:You know how irritating mobile phone users are when they fail to exercise discretion and think the world needs to know their business? When you have enjoyed as much as you can stand you can now get you own back!!!

    After a busy day she settled down in the train from Waterloo for a nap as far as her destination at Winchester , when the chap sitting near her hauled out his mobile and started up:-

    "Hi darling it's Peter, I'm on the train - yes, I know it's the 6.30 not the 4.30 but I had a long meeting - no, not with that floozie from the typing pool, with the boss no darling you're the only one in my life - yes, I'm sure, cross my heart" etc., etc.

    This was still going on at Wimbledon , when the young woman, driven beyond endurance, yelled at the top of her voice,

    "Hey, Peter, turn that bloody phone off and come back to bed!!"

    Love it! one to remember 3025408739 one to remember 3025408739
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    Post by Mermaid Wed 16 May 2012 - 21:13

    one to remember 3025408739I would love to do that. People talking on a mobile in a loud voice is so annoying.
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    Post by Topdog Wed 16 May 2012 - 21:21

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    Post by cunningham Thu 17 May 2012 - 10:32

    Mermaid wrote:one to remember 3025408739I would love to do that. People talking on a mobile in a loud voice is so annoying.
    when traveling by train,i book seats in the quiet coach. i love bollocking the nobheads that disturb everyone else that have chosen that coach.one to remember 3025408739 one to remember 3025408739
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Thu 17 May 2012 - 16:53

    What's a quiet coach Howard? Never heard of that...
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    Post by Jimandsi Thu 17 May 2012 - 17:15


    It's where they put all the miserable old farts who asked for their oap discount when booking.

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Thu 17 May 2012 - 17:20

    Jimandsi wrote:
    It's where they put all the miserable old farts who asked for their oap discount when booking.

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    Ah, got you Jim... one to remember 3711883763
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    Post by Gypsy Thu 17 May 2012 - 17:26

    I use them on the train when in the UK, they have signs that show no mobiles allowed so you can imagine when the woman opposite pulled out her phone and started talking, I just pointed at the sign and she ended her call quickly. I can be such a bitch when I want (nobody second that!!)
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    Post by Mermaid Thu 17 May 2012 - 18:12

    well it has been a while since I used a train and i didn't know about the quiet one
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    Post by Mcqueen Thu 17 May 2012 - 18:23

    Mermaid wrote:well it has been a while since I used a train and i didn't know about the quiet one
    Cant imagine you in a quiet one Trish one to remember 1498946960, one to remember 3025408739
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    Post by Mermaid Thu 17 May 2012 - 18:29

    Mcqueen wrote:
    Cant imagine you in a quiet one Trish one to remember 1498946960, one to remember 3025408739

    there is always somebody who is quick to comment on my chattiness. ' one to remember 1293356558
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    Post by Topdog Thu 17 May 2012 - 20:29

    Mcqueen wrote:
    Mermaid wrote:well it has been a while since I used a train and i didn't know about the quiet one
    Cant imagine you in a quiet one Trish one to remember 1498946960, one to remember 3025408739
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