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    Don´t remember......

    Gypsy
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    Spain Female Posts : 12655
    Join date : 2011-08-14
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    Post by Gypsy Wed 3 Oct 2012 - 9:34

    Man staggers into a hospital with concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a 5 iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

    Doctor asked 'What happened to you?'

    Well I was playing golf with the wife when we sliced our golf balls into a field of cows. I found one stuck in a cows fanny and I yelled to the wife, 'this one looks like yours.'

    I dont remember much after that.........
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    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 30546
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 70
    Location : England
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 3 Oct 2012 - 10:11

    Don´t remember...... 3025408739
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    Campbell Brodie
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    Scotland Male Posts : 59106
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 69
    Location : Scotland
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 3 Oct 2012 - 16:43

    Poor sod was only trying to help! Don´t remember...... 3025408739
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    alishass2040
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    UK Male Posts : 40
    Join date : 2012-09-17
    Age : 32
    Location : Pakistan,karachi
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    Post by alishass2040 Wed 10 Oct 2012 - 10:26

    hahaha
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    England Male Posts : 21262
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : England
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    Post by Topdog Wed 10 Oct 2012 - 11:38

    Where did she get 5 irons from on a golf course, some women can't leave the housework.
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