Nice Teeth

Today i looked at top dogs dog, I noticed how clean its teeth looked, I thought that looks an expensive smile,
I know about these things, i have been releived of large amounts of money by my dentist, two years ago his wife got a new alfa romeo, after my last visit then,
I have Implants, so i have to go every three months for it polishing, i think its three months so i can save up, for another session, So any teeth story's to tell, Dogs or your own,

underdog wrote:Today i looked at top dogs dog, I noticed how clean its teeth looked, I thought that looks an expensive smile,
I know about these things, i have been releived of large amounts of money by my dentist, two years ago his wife got a new alfa romeo, after my last visit then,
I have Implants, so i have to go every three months for it polishing, i think its three months so i can save up, for another session, So any teeth story's to tell, Dogs or your own,

teeth, oh bloody hell i left mine on the bar again last night when i took them out to eat my pork scratchings, no offence meant to any muslems that may be rubbernecking.

I have all my own teeth :D however they are not perfect. If I were to eat pork scratchings more bits would fall off, so I just drink beer in the pub and talk about all the things we are allowed to on here.

Perfectspecimen wrote:I have all my own teeth :D however they are not perfect. If I were to eat pork scratchings more bits would fall off, so I just drink beer in the pub and talk about all the things we are allowed to on here.

well why not dunk them in your beer?then suck em.

Salt in beer? No thanks.

Perfectspecimen wrote:Salt in beer? No thanks.

well most of its flat to start with. :lol:

well most of its flat to start with. :lol:

Why would you want fizzy beer ?,

I drink the bubbly stuff, Kronenbourg or Stella.

Perfectspecimen wrote:I drink the bubbly stuff, Kronenbourg or Stella.

Stella, thats mad mans gear, I had an auntie stella, But she fell off her perch, Quite young too, she could get through the fella's, More uncles than the man from :!:

Perfectspecimen wrote:I drink the bubbly stuff, Kronenbourg or Stella.

I like the odd glass of champers

Welcome to the forum. We dont mind posh people but please NO chavs.

Stella, thats mad mans gear, I had an auntie stella, But she fell off her perch, Quite young too, she could get through the fella's, More uncles than the man from :!:

I am a happy drunk I tell you.

I'm the worlds worst drinker, If i have a glass of wine, I'm giddy in 2 minutes, then tired, then headache, then asleep, beer 2 pints max, Vodka and Tonic, 4 or 5, then bang, fast asleep, Hopeless, But I'm glad i am,

I can drink a fair bit but I'm well known for having a kip on the bar.

Why would you want fizzy beer ?,

There is a pub near us called The Thomas a Becket, no head on the beer in there.

Was in the legion for the 5 O'clock club one night and this prat that no one liked came in. He
put a film pot on the bar. My Dad said "what you got in there, guy said "a tooth, I am going to a 5.40pm appointment at the dentist to have it put in", He at a sip out of his half pint and then went for wee. Why he was there my Dad swapped the tooth for a peanut.
Guy came back knocked his half back, picked the pot up and went.
15 mins later he came back absolutely mad.