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    The Pastor's New False Teeth

    BobMac
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    Post by BobMac Thu 12 Jul 2012 - 15:43

    A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.

    The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes; the second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes; the following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.

    The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.

    The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes; the second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes; but, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up...
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    Post by Mermaid Thu 12 Jul 2012 - 17:09

    The Pastor's New False Teeth 2485877773
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    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Thu 12 Jul 2012 - 18:35

    Oooh! Bob-mac, that's sexist innit! Funny though... The Pastor's New False Teeth 3025408739
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    Post by Mcqueen Thu 12 Jul 2012 - 19:00

    The Pastor's New False Teeth 3318427985 lol!
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    BobMac
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    Post by BobMac Thu 12 Jul 2012 - 19:47

    Lone Ranger wrote:Oooh! Bob-mac, that's sexist innit! Funny though... The Pastor's New False Teeth 3025408739

    My wife even laughed at this - she thought it was hilarious
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    Post by Elle1971 Fri 13 Jul 2012 - 10:09

    LOL - very good!
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