A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on
the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts”
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished
it, he said, “Quick, bring me another beer. It’s gonna start.”
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, “Quick, another beer before it starts.”
“That’s it!” She blows her top, “You ba$ta#d! You waltz in here, flop
your fat ass down, don’t even say hello to me and then expect me to run
around like your slave. Don’t you realize that I cook and clean and
wash and iron all day long?”
The husband sighed. “Oh sh#t, it started!”
the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts”
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished
it, he said, “Quick, bring me another beer. It’s gonna start.”
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, “Quick, another beer before it starts.”
“That’s it!” She blows her top, “You ba$ta#d! You waltz in here, flop
your fat ass down, don’t even say hello to me and then expect me to run
around like your slave. Don’t you realize that I cook and clean and
wash and iron all day long?”
The husband sighed. “Oh sh#t, it started!”
