What's the last thing to make you laugh out loud?

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Last thing to make me laugh out loud was the name of this chap - Keith Orefice... who it turns out provides lighting. So does light shine out of orifices? Apparently yes, if you ignore the spelling! http://uk.imdb.com/name/nm0649628/

THIS. The pillock has just got out of jail after 6 years and the Tayside police didn't re-arrest him this time. He came down to my home town and promptly got nicked!

I laughed at that as well.

this made me laugh. A piece of toast sold for over £200
toast

Brilliant!!! Is he demented? He's gone a bit far too be just fancying a bit of fresh around his nads!

He seems compos mentis, but you've got to have something wrong with you if you keep doing it and going to jail and missing your own kids growing up.

It could have been anybody's toast! Was it signed?

Exacto!

I used to go partying in Eastleigh - back in the day. Never spotted him then lol

Well I shall take my hat off to the bloke, (thats all though, it is a bit nippy) hes doing nowt wrong in my opinion. We weren't born with clothes on, the Germans and Dutch dont have a problem with it. Perhaps he should move somewhere nice and warm. Answers on a postcard then, or perhaps he should wear a postcard on his willy. A stamp would cover mine in the winter, but you dont need to lick them now...........

Perfectspecimen wrote:Well I shall take my hat off to the bloke, (thats all though, it is a bit nippy) hes doing nowt wrong in my opinion. We weren't born with clothes on, the Germans and Dutch dont have a problem with it. Perhaps he should move somewhere nice and warm. Answers on a postcard then, or perhaps he should wear a postcard on his willy. A stamp would cover mine in the winter, but you dont need to lick them now...........

nice oneVince!

Good, laugh out loud then. I did when I saw your kilt........

Proud, bonny, highland clan attire we used to wear when we did our sorties over the border and kidnapped yer women... easier than trying to undo troosers innit...

When a Staffi tried to attack my old Lab, Barney and Barney picked it up and lobbed it.

Topdog wrote:When a Staffi tried to attack my old Lab, Barney and Barney picked it up and lobbed it.

What's a "Barney & Barney" then?

Lone Ranger wrote:
What's a "Barney & Barney" then?

Barney COMMA and Barney thought everyone knew that. :sulk2:

Gypsy wrote:

Lone Ranger wrote:
What's a "Barney & Barney" then?

Barney COMMA and Barney thought everyone knew that.

Oh! Is his lab called Barney then? That was confusing for a bit. Ta Gypsy! I thought he was using Cockney rhyming slang!

For me on here its got to be Kev and his skirting boards, What a fecking excuse for being short,
I near wet myself silly southern pillock, ,
But my all time funniest day was teaching my mate George to water ski in the lake district,
us with the brand new speed boat -So we hadnt a clue what we was doing, And he certainly didnt have a clue.
4 of us, 3 in the boat and George on the end of the line, I havnt laughed as much ever, Talk about in pain,
A priceless day

saw a video of four Scousers messing about in Manchester airport, thought I was going to bust a gut it is hilarious

searcher wrote:saw a video of four Scousers messing about in Manchester airport, thought I was going to bust a gut it is hilarious

I just watched that, Brilliant, Who thought that up ?

thats the first time I have seen them all laughing.

This is an old one, but still makes me laugh

Boy did i get in trouble at school for corpsing, Once you start thats it, nothing you can do