Right up our street!

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Fell upon the above site last night. Link is to a report on my local town Wisbech. It is really quite funny and sadly very true. Stick your town in the search box and see what comes up Tenerife has a listing too. Many thanks to Omegawd of Derbyshire on another place for the alert.

Thats brilliant. My town is full of "tinker beaters"

Mine don't

I was reading about the dykes in your town Mary, must be confusing not knowing whats what and what bits they might have. Bet some are a bit hairy too, nice.........

Perfectspecimen wrote:I was reading about the dykes in your town Mary, must be confusing not knowing whats what and what bits they might have. Bet some are a bit hairy too, nice.........

Dutchmen don't have a problem and they have loads of dikes - perhaps subscribing to Engineering Weekly would help

Gypsy wrote:

Dutchmen don't have a problem and they have loads of dikes - perhaps subscribing to Engineering Weekly would help

you still working mum, or have you wet the bed?

You may get away with that H. No Dykes in my town Vince, I don't live in Brighton, I live 5 miles away

Topdog wrote:You may get away with that H. No Dykes in my town Vince, I don't live in Brighton, I live 5 miles away

whats job then is mum thinking of opening another chinky tat shop? there is already enough crap in tenerife.

She is going to try the local Delicacy's,

Topdog wrote:She is going to try the local Delicacy's,

oh a cabbage eh?