Acts in bars and comperes

OK who is your best and worst.
For me The Best Compere is Mike Carlton, St Eugens. Best acts are IS and Marlow, also Billy Idol and for a real good Craic Dee Daniels.
Worst compare has now left, it was a female in Torviscas. Worst act is Elvis 51 to 222.

Ebu, in the claddagh, Strokes a mean bongo,

Best compare Ray Wilde and Mike Carlton

Best act Billy Idol, the Eagles and Shane who does rock n roll worst act all that bloody karioke. O'Jangs advertising they doing loads of it now. hard times

I like karaoke, I'm real good at swinging.

Perfectspecimen wrote:I like karaoke, I'm real good at swinging.

You would like Mick in Lazy Daze then he has acts and Curryok.

Years ago when it was ok to drink before you drive we used to go to PDLA and LC. We used to see a good compere called Deano, dont know if hes still around. Wife used to fancy him and be all giggly, silly cow, we've got older kids.

Perfectspecimen wrote:Years ago when it was ok to drink before you drive we used to go to PDLA and LC. We used to see a good compere called Deano, dont know if hes still around. Wife used to fancy him and be all giggly, silly cow, we've got older kids.

mark dean was working at ojangles, but i heard he went back to uk,but that was in march.

My spouse has a picture of Paul McCartney on the wall, if i get any lip, i get paul and threaten to tear it up, that calms her down, I laugh my cock off now, when he's in the paper with his brown hair, or some bird with a wooden leg,
Silly boy wants to act his age, Like me :oops:

cunningham wrote: mark dean was working at ojangles, but i heard he went back to uk,but that was in march.

Not that one, his first name was Dean. Going t pub now, see yous later.

mark dean was working at ojangles, but i heard he went back to uk,but that was in march.

perfectspecimen wrote:Not that one, his first name was Dean. Going t pub now, see yous later.

I think you mean Micky Dean who worked at chicagos for awhile.

He went home to the uk last year. i tried to search him out when i came to tenerife and was told by slim tim at the corner bar that he had gone home.

Too many Deans. As i said, his first name was Dean, hails from Northampton.

Perfectspecimen wrote:Too many Deans. As i said, his first name was Dean, hails from Northampton.

Oh Jimmy Dean, rock on.

Oh Jimmy Dean, rock on.

That was David Essex, yet another pikey.

That was David Essex, yet another pikey.

I just drove through Burley village, and on the lovely green, pikey's have set up camp, Oh dear

They got any horses?

Perfectspecimen wrote:They got any horses?

Only saw transits, I suppose they will have, i'l have a look next time i go past, Got to have an horse, innit

Thought it might be (Burley) horse trials..... :D

Perfectspecimen wrote:Thought it might be (Burley) horse trials..... :D

Will be soon, knowing them scally's

underdog wrote:
Will be soon, knowing them scally's

I sent them, they are my friends told you not to keep being Lippy.

Topdog wrote:
I sent them, they are my friends told you not to keep being Lippy.

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