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Adam Mint
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Irish Racism
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thought you would not be allowed to say that word on tv
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Yes you can say that on tele. You cant say either on here though, not now anyway. So much blox, actually we should try growing some..........
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Paddy goes to court...
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What do you call a hundred and forty four Irishmen?
Gross ignorance...
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What do you call a hundred and forty four Irishmen?
Gross ignorance...
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Proper order
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Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?
They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
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Irish Dancing originated in Africa
Here's the proof
Here's the proof
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Irish times ?, Seen them
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I'm not saying these two are Irish, but they may be
Two drunks were in a bar partying like fools. They were drinking boiler makers, buying rounds like there was no tomorrow. They were dancing, calling each other "professor," and generally causing quite a stir. When asked why such a celebration, they boasted that they just finished a jigsaw puzzle & it only took them 2 months! "TWO MONTHS?!" cried the bartender. "That's ridiculous. It shouldn't take that long!!"
"Oh yeah?" says one drunk. "The box said 2-4 YEARS!"
Two drunks were in a bar partying like fools. They were drinking boiler makers, buying rounds like there was no tomorrow. They were dancing, calling each other "professor," and generally causing quite a stir. When asked why such a celebration, they boasted that they just finished a jigsaw puzzle & it only took them 2 months! "TWO MONTHS?!" cried the bartender. "That's ridiculous. It shouldn't take that long!!"
"Oh yeah?" says one drunk. "The box said 2-4 YEARS!"
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Paddy and Murphy are walking down a street in Dublin.
Paddy, "What would you do if a bird shit on your head?"
Murphy, "I wouldn't go out with her again".
Paddy, "What would you do if a bird shit on your head?"
Murphy, "I wouldn't go out with her again".
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An Irishman walks into work with both ears bandaged up.The boss says, "What the hell happened to your ears?"He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shit! I accidentally answered the iron."The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"He says, "Well, I had to call the feckin\' doctor!"
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How does an Irishman catch a rabbit?Hides behind a tree and makes a noise like a lettuce
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Topdog wrote:An Irishman walks into work with both ears bandaged up.The boss says, "What the hell happened to your ears?"He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shit! I accidentally answered the iron."The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"He says, "Well, I had to call the feckin' doctor!"
Monday night quiz pub, the barman has a big red mark on his neck, I ask what happened,
barmaid cant contain her laughter, I ask again what happened, he explains his
shirt collar was sticking up so he ironed it, now me and barmaid both trying to
contain ourselves, he then says in his deep Irish accent, I’ve done it before and
in worked ok, we’re now in hysterics, he was so serious in seeing nothing wrong
or funny at what he’d done............
(He’s a student at uni here !!!!!!)
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Paddy says to Murphy, "Have you seen the news ?3 Cliff walkers have fallen to their deaths" "Unbelievable" Said Murphy. "I cant believe they all had the same name" 
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Enough, enough!! or I'll have to break out my Englishman jokes 
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Go for it...
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Did you hear about the Englishman who wanted to add a bit of excitement to his life?? He ate his After Eight mints at half past seven!
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what an idiot he only had to wait 31 minutes.
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Well, not even funny. 
What about some Essex girl jokes, or blonde jokes........
What about some Essex girl jokes, or blonde jokes........
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why do Essex girls wear knickers??
to keep their ankles warm!
to keep their ankles warm!
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I think Mince meant more like this............What is the difference between an Essex girl and a fishing trawler?One stinks of fish,is covered in crabs and full of semen,the other is a boat for bringing in fish
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Perfectspecimen wrote:Well, not even funny.
Q. Did you hear about the big power cut at the Bluewater centre?
A. Forty Essex girls were stuck on the escalator for three hours
Q. Why do Essex girls wear so much hair spray?
A. So they can catch all the things going over their heads.
Q. What does it mean if you see a Essex girl with square boobs?
A. She forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box.
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Yep, love em.