Members meet ups

Thought it might be a good idea to sort out some meet ups,
Why spend christmas in the UK, your not at work,and its piggin freezing,
So your going to say what about missing the family, Bring them too.
I'm sure if you said lets spend money going to tenerife than on presants most would agree, Give it some thought, see what they say, better do it sooner than later, or the cost will go up.
Me personally will be there 16th december to 6th january,
Get busy living or get busy dying as morgan Freeman said,

Underdog wrote:Thought it might be a good idea to sort out some meet ups,
Why spend christmas in the UK, your not at work,and its piggin freezing,
So your going to say what about missing the family, Bring them too.
I'm sure if you said lets spend money going to tenerife than on presants most would agree, Give it some thought, see what they say, better do it sooner than later, or the cost will go up.
Me personally will be there 16th december to 6th january,
Get busy living or get busy dying as morgan Freeman said,

Even now booking for that time of year the prices are increased, Flights are dearer and accommodation is always much more. You are ok UD you have your own place.

I can't due to other issues but may well come out 1st week January, if you are offering to pay my bar bill.

Topdog wrote:I can't due to other issues but may well come out 1st week January, if you are offering to pay my bar bill.

This could cost him dearly if he wants all of us lol

Believe me, it will cost him dearly just for mine.

I would gladly pay the bar bill, just to get us all together, i have €23 left over from my holiday,
All i'm saying is think about what christmas costs every year, And would you rather spend it in the sun, or buy a load of crap for the family and they give you a load of crap back,
My sister in law gives me hi karate or brutt crap every year, not once have i even opened it, i wouldnt give it to the young scrote at the tyre shop, he would throw it at me, christmas and new year in the sun, sets you up for another year in the UK, I would rather rack up a credit card and pay a bit off each month, than sit watching TV in the cold, havin to entertain people i dont even like because some pillock with a big nose was born 2011 years ago,
Here endeth todays lesson,

Topdog wrote:Believe me, it will cost him dearly just for mine.

You seem to take great pleasure with the thought of emptying my wallet, I'm a working class lad like yourself, I started with nothing and still have most of it left

We are having a meet up in Palma Nova Majorca if anyone is heading out that way, 2nd October Cafe Bar Cantos, Palma Nova, this is our 3rd meet up and its great to meet up with people you have spoken too on line. Its a bit of a long shot with this being a Tenerife forum lol but you never know

Aha, you can count me in Reg, be after boxing day though. I'll try and bring OH too and teach her how to drive on the right side of the road. If she drinks she wont touch it again for about 4 days, so get her pissed first night, we'll have a chauffuer!

Great stuff Vince,
I'm a lightweight drinker, but Janet makes up for me, My brother inlaw may be out, today he said which is the nearest hotel to you. i said sir anthony, right i'l have a look he said, Wait until he prices that up for christmas, ha ha, he is half irish half italian, so lights on, but no buggers home, reminds me of columbo, He can drink though, He loves all that club snoooker, darts doms bollox,

Thanks for the invite Reg but I fly back to the UK on the 13th Dec after our November escape to PS3. Still going later must save on the pressie thing over Xmas I wish I had thought of that. innit fun.

innit wrote:
Thanks for the invite Reg but I fly back to the UK on the 13th Dec after our November escape to PS3. Still going later must save on the pressie thing over Xmas I wish I had thought of that. innit fun.

We were in ps3 water park thingy last week, I got webbed feet now,
That christmas present bollox is out off hand now, Ask most kids what its about, they will say presents, lots of them, crazy crazy, They don't know silly bugger was supposed to be born then, My arse, Did somebody make a note of it ? Nah, never in this world ever, Jeez don't set me off,

You're a bit to old to go in there its brill though for the kids. I would have thought you being a fitness fanatic the gym would have been you first point of call.

innit wrote:
You're a bit to old to go in there its brill though for the kids. I would have thought you being a fitness fanatic the gym would have been you first point of call.

Fitness fanatic ?, I'm fit, but by luck not wasting time in a gym, Mary go's to one, but he will be piping the babes not working out, I was in the water park with the granddaughter, They wouldnt let me on the slides, So i just stood fending off advances by the girls, Its all part of being an ex movie stand in, i wont bore you with the details, Beryl might fill you in, i could see she was excited meeting me, she couldnt blame it on being cold,

Don't want to empty your wallet mate, just give it to me full.
Can't come out as Pops in law not good and Jan will want to spend the festive with him as it may be his last. He can't fly, but will come out as soon as New years day out.
Great thought and this forum has already started to be the sort of place to make us want to be this way, so well done Under seige, nice thought.

Sorry about father in law, always a fly in the ointment, then one day its your turn, Its a bugger,
My good friend and nieghbour has now moved into a downstairs room, got a nurse etc, he waves out of the window, he saw me buy a car this morning, he sent me a text, "Did you pinch it Reg" of course i said, Good boy he said, He was a car salesman, so he knows the script,
He loved tenerife, always stayed at the dacill, never did have any taste, Anyway folks, make an effort to get over at christmas, your a long time dead, steal the money if you have to, just dont get caught,

Mary has put a bit of weight on through not going to the Gym coz of bloody knee ligaments. Started back now so hopefully back to fitness for holiday.
Sad about your mate too.

Aww, you poor old gits. Anyway long time to Christmas, bet we have loads more interesting members by then. They can all camp on my balcony, 12 foot by 4 it is, and if they get pushed over the edge its only the first floor, fall on lava rocks if you miss banana tree.