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Mcqueen
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Lessons learnt in Life
Gypsy-
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Lessons learnt in Life
As the oldest Gypsy on the forum, I thought I would share my philosophies - bring a little inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life. So this is my take on getting on with life!
What’s yours?
What’s yours?
Mcqueen-
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Re: Lessons learnt in Life
Get busy living or get busy dying,
Gypsy-
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Re: Lessons learnt in Life
OK I'm outta here Hasta luego
Topdog-
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Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Topdog-
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OK I admit Cam messed up with the snow.
Campbell Brodie-
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Topdog wrote:OK I admit Cam messed up with the snow.
There was nowt wrong with the snow...it was Reg's clockwork computer.
Mcqueen-
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Clockwork ?What do i press for that
Gypsy-
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Been busy so miss this - you lucky lot can have two today then LOL
Gypsy-
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Re: Lessons learnt in Life
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD:
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD:
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
Topdog-
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Re: Lessons learnt in Life
Too true
Campbell Brodie-
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Re: Lessons learnt in Life
...and never eat the yellow snow...
Topdog-
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OR BROWN
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If you have it!
You don't have to try to show it ..... it shows.
If you have to try to show it, you don't have it, you will never have it and everyone will see right through you!
That is just a little Lesson that I learned many years ago when I was younger and I thought that exuberance and quantity were a substitute for quality.
Now! I know differently!
Less is more!
You don't have to try to show it ..... it shows.
If you have to try to show it, you don't have it, you will never have it and everyone will see right through you!
That is just a little Lesson that I learned many years ago when I was younger and I thought that exuberance and quantity were a substitute for quality.
Now! I know differently!
Less is more!
Campbell Brodie-
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Re: Lessons learnt in Life
...the wife is always right....
Campbell Brodie-
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As soon as you save a few Pounds, the washing machine/fridge/cooker/car breaks down....
Campbell Brodie-
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3 out of 4 ain't bad...(Talking about the card suits from Gypsy).
searcher-
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And a joker to marry the poor sod in the first placeGypsy wrote:
Mozzie-
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Duck it works well