Talking to myself

Now that everybody has gone orf somewhere, looks like i'l be talking to myself then,
I could put a joke on but i already heard it, so not much point in that,
How long will i be tormented i wonder,
I'm off to watch tv until somebody says something

Hiya Reg, we're back from a walk down the River Ness. That's me back in for the night now.

It's not the talking to yourself that should worry you, it's when you start arguing with yourself is when you should worry.

Also look on the bright side you've finally fond someone who agrees with you