Religious topics

I think i am a fit and proper person to start a Religious topics thread,
As you know until somebody shows me the light i will continue to think its all made up and a complete load of blox,
Tonight black smoke is pouring from the sistine chapel, the powers that be over there would have you believe its because they cant make their minds up who is getting the top spot, When the smoke turns white they have made a decision, What the holy feck is that all about,
Now round where i live if you have any colour smoke pouring out of a building you phone the fire brigade,
I mean what a ridiculous thing to do, Do the priests piss on the fire to turn it white , I honestly cant believe people take this crap on board, Behind closed doors have they got a few small boys as winner takes all , I also see they have a coloured person in the running, will all hell break loose if he dosent get the job. Racial discrimination in the Vatican, What a load of shite

Who on the forum will be first to break cover and say something Anything ?,

Has the fear of god been struck into you , May god strike you down dead, but only if you disagree .
Sounds like blackmail to me, can we still say that ?, as a parting shot sometimes its, May the lord take pity on your sole. When i get to the gates of heaven i will ask "Who made these and are they cast or wrought iron and how the Feck did you get them up here ,
Here endeth tonights lesson, no i havent been drinking, I'm stone cold sober, its just who lit the fire in the chapel

spoken like a true zealot . I'll give anyone odds of 50/1 that the coloured fella won't get promoted. It is a load of blox though since reading the Dan Browne books, I have to say, I'm fascinated by the rituals and procedures of it all. ( I'm also giving 4/7 on the new guy being Italian)

Mcqueen wrote:Who on the forum will be first to break cover and say something Anything ?,

Has the fear of god been struck into you , May god strike you down dead, but only if you disagree .
Sounds like blackmail to me, can we still say that ?, as a parting shot sometimes its, May the lord take pity on your sole. When i get to the gates of heaven i will ask "Who made these and are they cast or wrought iron and how the Feck did you get them up here ,
Here endeth tonights lesson, no i havent been drinking, I'm stone cold sober, its just who lit the fire in the chapel

A passing traveller gave him a good deal!

My nephews mate had a council house with the best and biggest gates i ever saw, He never did say where they came from

3rdforum wrote:spoken like a true zealot . I'll give anyone odds of 50/1 that the coloured fella won't get promoted. It is a load of blox though since reading the Dan Browne books, I have to say, I'm fascinated by the rituals and procedures of it all. ( I'm also giving 4/7 on the new guy being Italian)

Who ? The concordia captain, see if he cant sink that lot too. mind they are doing a good job all by them selves, Right full rudder

Has anyone read that Nostra Damas? Think this might be the last ever Pope, best choose a young un then eh?

Mcqueen wrote:Who on the forum will be first to break cover and say something Anything ?,

Has the fear of god been struck into you

I would have said something Steve but only just logged on - wouldn´t mind betting our resident reporter (as in you can´t say that there here) has already reported us to a higher being. As a good catholic, convent educated girl with Irish grandparents, I can absolutely assure you that going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Ooooh! Philosophy! I like that!

I have very nice church going neighbours, older than me and i'm always polite (Which i dont find easy) with them,
Ann & Chris was passing one sunday morning and asked if i would like to go with them, I replied i dont have to stand in a draughty old building to act like a Christian, Thats good enough said Chris, you always do the Christian thing when helping us, £40 per hour doing their 2 cars, , , No but they are a nice couple. Creepy but nice

Thought your neighbours would be off to the Mosque Reg. Is it 4 times a day they go? Plenty of opportunity there for a chat over the front garden eh?

Gypsy wrote:

Mcqueen wrote:Who on the forum will be first to break cover and say something Anything ?,

Has the fear of god been struck into you

I would have said something Steve but only just logged on - wouldn´t mind betting our resident reporter (as in you can´t say that there here) has already reported us to a higher being. As a good catholic, convent educated girl with Irish grandparents, I can absolutely assure you that going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

I need to find a drive-thru church!

Perfectspecimen wrote:Thought your neighbours would be off to the Mosque Reg. Is it 4 times a day they go? Plenty of opportunity there for a chat over the front garden eh?

None in our street yet Words out a loonie lives here

Good god, you lot are terrible we will be crucified when the complaints department start shift
,Jesus Christ

I was sitting watching a quiz show one afternoon with my grandson Rory, one of the questions was "on which day did God make the universe ? after the contestant gave his answer and the quizmaster said that is correct,Rory said "
Papa why did he say that is correct ?"Isaid why? and he said everybody knows that is a load of rubbish and he is only 13 years old

That boys beginning to grow on me, ok compromise, anyone who can see through this religious twaddle by the age of 16 gets the vote...

Cos if they can see that its a load of shit they will soon spot another profit of such.....

, Rory is a great name, Yeh, out of the mouths of babes

Check out tomorrows snippet from Queenie it's a cracker, and I'm not off topic it is based on religion.

Left foot forward

Mcqueen wrote:, Rory is a great name, Yeh, out of the mouths of babes

His full name is Rory John Mckenzie

Had a neighbour called Rory McTurk, wife was Posy,

Both them would make good porn star names!

isn't mcturk the new pope

Have they decided then?

Nah, Rory was a professer at Leeds University, taught Norse language, bet that comes in handy later on in life