New Pope, New Pope, New Pope, New Pope, New Pope, New Pope, tried to get excited, aint working, ah well, back to being an atheist...
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Adam Mint-
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PS; will there be a party...
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Amen
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If I had one of those little things you blow into and it rolls out and goes "toot", I'd blow it. Just to show how excited I am...
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Just switched the news on and didn´t realise that they were looking for a new pope today so I have brought Queenies next blog forward.
So here you go enjoy
So here you go enjoy
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Haha! They make me feel quite intelligent... 
Adam Mint-
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Some cracking one liners in there...
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Wonder will he ask for the Falklands back? 
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Surley he could just ask his God, I mean whats the point other wise, That lot on Queenies blog, they just made it up as they went along, no change there then 
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The more you read into it the more you question it, Its crap innit,
, The more you read into it the more you question it, Its crap innit,
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Jesus: "Hey Pete!"
St. Peter: "Yeah, boss?"
Jesus: "When I'm gone, you'll have to be my representative on earth".
St. Peter: "OK boss".
Jesus: "When you're gone, someone will have to take over. Do you have a portable chimney?"
St. Peter: "Eh?"
Jesus: "And some tires of those chariots. We need black smoke..."
St. Peter: "You been eating them mushrooms again boss?"
Jesus: "And wet leaves, we need wet leaves for white smoke".
St. Peter: "I think you've had enough wine boss, I'm going home..."
St. Peter: "Yeah, boss?"
Jesus: "When I'm gone, you'll have to be my representative on earth".
St. Peter: "OK boss".
Jesus: "When you're gone, someone will have to take over. Do you have a portable chimney?"
St. Peter: "Eh?"
Jesus: "And some tires of those chariots. We need black smoke..."
St. Peter: "You been eating them mushrooms again boss?"
Jesus: "And wet leaves, we need wet leaves for white smoke".
St. Peter: "I think you've had enough wine boss, I'm going home..."
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Strange lot, and all the children grow up thinking thats the way it is 
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Jesus on the cross, Peter, peter.
Coming lord, coming.
Jesus, hurry Peter.
Peter, coming lord, Two miles later, I am here at your foot lord.
Jesus, Peter, I can see your house from up here
Coming lord, coming.
Jesus, hurry Peter.
Peter, coming lord, Two miles later, I am here at your foot lord.
Jesus, Peter, I can see your house from up here