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Its a foot long
Mcqueen-
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Its a foot long
Ooo hey tomorro at 9,10am i'm at the quacks, For those of you who thought i was perfect, well i have a flaw, i havent been able to sprint for a while, remember that physio bird that fell hook line and sinker for me while she was putting my legs behind my neck, she couldnt find anything wrong, she said i was pretty much perfect and she couldnt believe my age, then i went for an xray on my ankle, that too came back as a 14 years old youth, so my quack recons i need to see a Podiatrist for disorders of the foot,ankle, and lower leg, My tracking is out and it efects all your leg, something to do with the bottom of your foot, it leans in causing problems all the way up your leg, glad it ends there, , certain kinds of footwear can cause it, now i always get my purse out when it come to shoes, so i may try to get my money back from Nike,Reebock,Fat face, and whoever has been on my feet, It must be at least 3 weeks since i kicked up some dust on the high street, i'l let you know who is to blame for causing me to limp slightly these past few months,
searcher-
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Re: Its a foot long
Probably the WAD you keep in your shoe
Topdog-
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Walking with one foot in the road and the other on the pavement, cross the road on the way back Reg.
3rdforum-
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searcher wrote:Probably the WAD you keep in your shoe
Cruella de Vil-
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I think Reg is trying to tell us in a roundabout way that he is on tag :puzzled:
Mcqueen-
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Nah i'm too smart for the rozzers, I have been given some exercises to do, how you can be on the go all day then have to exercise is beyond me, but my thingy from my calf to my toes is too tight, so i have to stretch it
Whats that all about, Emma has taken my mobile and said i should ring her, yeh another , she said my feet are perfect (I knew that), she took great delight in caressing them, i told her not to suck my toe's because i had just put some coconut oil on them and didnt want it washing off, Feet are her life and when she comes across (Is that the right word ?) a perfect pair she tends to get over excited, well we all have out fetishes, mines Castrol R, but i'l keep that to myself.So my structure is ok, i just need to limber up more,
This morning when i got out of the shower and looked in the mirror i thought to myself,
"Not a lot wrong with that"
Whats that all about, Emma has taken my mobile and said i should ring her, yeh another , she said my feet are perfect (I knew that), she took great delight in caressing them, i told her not to suck my toe's because i had just put some coconut oil on them and didnt want it washing off, Feet are her life and when she comes across (Is that the right word ?) a perfect pair she tends to get over excited, well we all have out fetishes, mines Castrol R, but i'l keep that to myself.So my structure is ok, i just need to limber up more,
This morning when i got out of the shower and looked in the mirror i thought to myself,
"Not a lot wrong with that"
Topdog-
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Vanity eh
Mcqueen-
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Sanity i think
3rdforum-
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Insanity more like
Mcqueen-
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I knew that was the next post
3rdforum-
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Yeah, was kinda obvious wasn't it? Will try harder in future
Mermaid-
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- Post n°12
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you still have it
Cruella de Vil-
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I knew that
Topdog-
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SANITRY, more like.
searcher-
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This new pope fella seems to have a thing about feet perhaps you should get an appointment for an annointment
Cruella de Vil-
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Get some of those red Jimmy Choo shoes like the pope has Reg
Gypsy-
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Did you find out what sort of vehicle your podiatrist drives?
Bet it's a toe truck.
Bet it's a toe truck.
Topdog-
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l 1mp
Mcqueen-
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Citreon , She said from the age of 10 she knew she was going to do feet, , WTF,Gypsy wrote:Did you find out what sort of vehicle your podiatrist drives?
Bet it's a toe truck.
She also said crocks are good for your feet, i said i would rather limp,
Topdog-
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not good for the knees though
Campbell Brodie-
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Is that Tommy Cooper with ginger wig?
Mcqueen-
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She has a bigger mouth than the croc
Topdog-
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Poor croc.
Cruella de Vil-
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Did you tell her how I fell for you in those blady crocs Reg?
Topdog-
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Yeah he said you tried to claim damages.