OFF TOPIC - WHERE THE JUNK ENDS UP

Your Height, you could have pulled it over your head and pulled it to the ground, then people would have called you a big prick (or Jim may have done), the rest would have known you were a little ..........

Fractions and algabra, what a bloody nonsense, how often has that come up in the scheme of things,

I bet that prickles bloke is spitting feathers with the spelling on here, I like that.

Quote from Billy Connolly - I don't care about Algebra, I'm never going to go there! :Big Smile:

Thanks Mary, Ive decided, I'm going to batter you when we meet you gob shite,

Underdog wrote:I bet that prickles bloke is spitting feathers with the spelling on here, I like that.

He will be when he sees how you spelt his name!

Its close enough,

When UD's teacher mentioned Algebra he said "I ain't old enough to wear one yet Sir"

Underdog wrote:Thanks Mary, Ive decided, I'm going to batter you when we meet you gob shite,

Love a bit of rough that should sort the neck out, thanks UD.

Bondage is a sort of sport.

Topdog wrote:Bondage is a sort of sport.

what about dogging?

Honeycombs would be the right answer, lived round the corner from me........

Nah that is just Chocolate, red indian innit.

Mary will go to brighton, He seems to go a lot

He will be there now promenading along the front in the new wheels and reverse parking it with his arms folded. Very dodgy place to reverse without carefully checking whose about is Brighton, best to back up against a wall.........

Perfectspecimen wrote:He will be there now promenading along the front in the new wheels and reverse parking it with his arms folded. Very dodgy place to reverse without carefully checking whose about is Brighton, best to back up against a wall.........

Underdog wrote:Not to me, coz i dont know what your on about, Where are the tweets, and where do you read them ?. Heard of facebook, but i dont want to get involved with that, Can you imagine all my ex babes ganging up on me, Nah, Sounds like suicide to me,

yep, keep well away reg taxmen read them sites.

Underdog wrote:Not to me, coz i dont know what your on about, Where are the tweets, and where do you read them ?. Heard of facebook, but i dont want to get involved with that, Can you imagine all my ex babes ganging up on me, Nah, Sounds like suicide to me,

Precisely why I'm not on it, you are not in control. Once babes are dumped, they're dumped. You dont want them turning up 40 years later saying hello, remember me? I bet facebook has ruined so many relationships. Leave it to the kids, they will learn in time.

40 years ?, I was thinking a few weeks ago, Yep, know what your saying, Ive heard them horror stories, Cant see the need for digging up the past , Its gone, today and tomoro more important, Like them loonys that go to fortune tellers, Complete bollox, just like religion, It never ceases to amaze me, that people running country's, actuly believe in it, I think most dont really, they want you to think they are nice church people, And go with the flow, Stop it please,



Its not big, And its not clever, Be honest with yourself,

Perfectspecimen wrote:He will be there now promenading along the front in the new wheels and reverse parking it with his arms folded. Very dodgy place to reverse without carefully checking whose about is Brighton, best to back up against a wall.........

Been often eh Vince, seem to know the ropes.
nah new car was today.

Went when I was young, didnt know what a gay was. Beach is crap, all pebbles.

Is the pier still open? I remember one of them was closed completely after storm damage in the late eighties.

Hello 3, you've missed all the fun.

Not storm damage, a geezer I know, his boat smacked it. Then the owners of the other pier were blamed for burning the rest down, which they denied and never got convicted for.
The Palace Pier (now Brighton Pier) has just been sold and is Britain's busiest tourist attraction.
Yep you are right Vice (sorry Vince), crap beach, shitty tar covered pebbles.