See PS gets a mention in this one, the section headed "£100,000 costs", second paragraph...
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Adam Mint-
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Adam Mint wrote:See PS gets a mention in this one, the section headed "£100,000 costs", second paragraph...
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Steerings not too sharp on them boats, Ask Janet 
We ended up grounded on coniston water
We ended up grounded on coniston water
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I know to keep well clear of them buggers mate, soon bear down on you they do, and they have right of way in a shipping channel. Not that you would argue the point. And a royal navy man too eh, best send him to Gulf of Aden, deal with some Somalis.
And a royal navy man too eh, best send him to Gulf of Aden, deal with some Somalis.
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...yeah, we got force fed that at school...
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What I gotta to do to get this guy of my Christmas card list...Perfectspecimen wrote:I know to keep well clear of them buggers mate, soon bear down on you they do, and they have right of way in a shipping channel. Not that you would argue the point.
Broke any springs on your car lately Boing Boing...
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Now if I was younger I would be tempted to take the boat out in this weather for some fun in the waves. Adventure its called. However, with age comes wisdom. Feck me, I'm even contemplating kicking the weed! Drinking sensibly is even crossing my mind....Jeez....
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Gave you a new boat smiley Vince...Perfectspecimen wrote:Now if I was younger I would be tempted to take the boat out in this weather for some fun in the waves. Adventure its called. However, with age comes wisdom. Feck me, I'm even contemplating kicking the weed! Drinking sensibly is even crossing my mind....Jeez....
It's under work/pastimes headings.
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Who's that fat git sailing it. 
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Got a whole lot of new ones added today...
:xmas4: :xmas5: 
:xmas4: :xmas5:
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...and some I'm keeping in reserve... 
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The head in dinner one, can't tell the story as I'll get shot, and it wasn't me...
But will tell this one, three of us through in Glasgow one day, bit of a social/business trip, all very smart, suit and tie job, fair bit of drink involved, got back to Queen Street station, decided we want to eat pre train,,, Italian restaurant it was then, two pizzas, and one of mates only ate steak, two mates are sitting opposite each other, one makes to cut his pizza, slides it right off his plate on to other mates plate knocking his steak on to his lap, then accuses him of nicking it...
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Adam Mint wrote:The head in dinner one, can't tell the story as I'll get shot, and it wasn't me...But will tell this one, three of us through in Glasgow one day, bit of a social/business trip, all very smart, suit and tie job, fair bit of drink involved, got back to Queen Street station, decided we want to eat pre train,,, Italian restaurant it was then, two pizzas, and one of mates only ate steak, two mates are sitting opposite each other, one makes to cut his pizza, slides it right off his plate on to other mates plate knocking his steak on to his lap, then accuses him of nicking it...
Man, I'm sitting here pissing myself at that! Drink's great eh? 
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Funeral Friday, preachers doing the bread and wine bit, nips behind a pillar and necks the glass, thought we couldn't see...
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I saw similar minty, guy pissed came and sat on table next to us in an Italian in Brum, went to cut a 12 inch pizza, all for himself and it tipped all over his white shirt and white troosers. He pulled the table cloth off and walked out with it round his front, staff were so crap they didn't see him go.