If you won the lottery,

So all of a sudden you have millions to spend, What would you do with it,
Me, Well i like my house, so i would stay put, I like my compact bijou apartment in tenerife, But i would buy the one above, Just so nobody in high heels wakes me up,
Also a few classic cars i would like, Thats me, What i wouldnt do is give my 2 lads a load of dosh, They have to work to keep them focused, I would secure somewhere to live for the pair of them, so what they earned is for them to spend on golf for one, and pubs for the another, Sound simple enough, But i bet it isnt,

I think that is a great plan. I would do the same, make sure the family are secure but dont spoil them they have got to learn how to look after themselves for when times are hard. I wouldn't move house but I would travel and it would be first class, no hanging around sticking to Mr O'Leary's rules. I would have a face lift and then lie about my age and I would buy your Merc. That is the one I have always liked.

Well, I would move house. We bought our little 2 bed flat years ago when the milk snatcher opened up right to buy. (Only thing she ever did right). But there isn't a straight wall in the place, doors are all different sizes plus the guy below me is council so we share a roof and anything the council does on that I have to pay half while the benefit sponging git downstairs pays sod all! Anyway, if I won the lottery it would be decent houses for our family members. I don't think I would buy abroad though, rather buy something in a resort over here and do swopsies from time to time.
A car is only a means to an end for me, so as long as it looks OK and gets me from A to B then I'm well happy. Oh! and I definitely would give up work!

this is what I would want to do.
Buy a bungalow,Make sure my daughters are sorted and my grandchildren. Become a swallow and spent the winter in Tenerife. I don't think I would buy as it just seems so complicated to sort out.. Have lots of holidays.

Underdog wrote:So all of a sudden you have millions to spend, What would you do with it,
Me, Well i like my house, so i would stay put, I like my compact bijou apartment in tenerife, But i would buy the one above, Just so nobody in high heels wakes me up,
Also a few classic cars i would like, Thats me, What i wouldnt do is give my 2 lads a load of dosh, They have to work to keep them focused, I would secure somewhere to live for the pair of them, so what they earned is for them to spend on golf for one, and pubs for the another, Sound simple enough, But i bet it isnt,

but reg, you need to buy a ticket.

I would get Mermaid and Cam their Bungalow but not Gypsy a face lift, coz you are ageing well Missus.
Seriously, I would probably spend 11 million of it on things then invest the rest and use the interest. I would give certain people and certain charities 2 weeks interest every month, because to be honest the other 1.5 million a year interest would be enough for me.
Obviously family would figure into this big time. I would also scan the newspapers for certain deserving people, check them out and play dream maker.
For you lot something a little special, I would take Reg to Pakistan, Gypsy to a Cliff Richard concert, Howard and Vince on a holiday to a Muslim country (no beer), Cam and Mermaid to a rain forest (show you what real rain looks like), Cru to a Chinese sweat shop, the rest of you I would have to think of things............or perhaps just Hire a stunning yacht off Tenerife for a 2 week party with a dream come true raffle.
Who knows what you would really do, it is an incredible amount of Dosh.

Pakistan ?, Bradford is only 4 miles away, There is more here than there, Save you buying a plane ticket, Or was you going to make me walk there,

Topdog wrote:I would get Mermaid and Cam their Bungalow but not Gypsy a face lift, coz you are ageing well Missus.
Seriously, I would probably spend 11 million of it on things then invest the rest and use the interest. I would give certain people and certain charities 2 weeks interest every month, because to be honest the other 1.5 million a year interest would be enough for me.
Obviously family would figure into this big time. I would also scan the newspapers for certain deserving people, check them out and play dream maker.
For you lot something a little special, I would take Reg to Pakistan, Gypsy to a Cliff Richard concert, Howard and Vince on a holiday to a Muslim country (no beer), Cam and Mermaid to a rain forest (show you what real rain looks like), Cru to a Chinese sweat shop, the rest of you I would have to think of things............or perhaps just Hire a stunning yacht off Tenerife for a 2 week party with a dream come true raffle.
Who knows what you would really do, it is an incredible amount of Dosh.

Would love the bungalow but to see real rain in a rain forest no I don't think so

We went to rain forest in Peurto Rico and the toilets at the drop off point were closed, wait for it, "no water", absolutely true that.

Topdog wrote:We went to rain forest in Peurto Rico and the toilets at the drop off point were closed, wait for it, "no water", absolutely true that.

I am laughing here but I would not have been happy as I always need the loo.

Loose flaps and valves, Its an age thing, Another 20 years we start smelling and farting when walking, Its the future,

You mean I am a score ahead of my time, well.

Underdog wrote:Loose flaps and valves, Its an age thing, Another 20 years we start smelling and farting when walking, Its the future,

Oy speak for yourself. Ladies dont do that sort of thing.

Well when we get some on here they can go in the lounge and do it in private.

Pot Kettle

Underdog wrote: Pot Kettle

You are correct UD, I have just slapped my wrist.

Gypsy wrote:

You are correct UD, I have just slapped my wrist.

So this started about winning the lottery and has now gone to farting and slappers.

someone has to lower the tone

Yes Gypsy, well I never.
If I won the lottery I would not allow this behaviour. :Angry 1:

Threads about winning the lotto, Remember ?, ,, Janet said what would i do, I said last time i won a grand, i gave you half and you just blasted it, So there is no way i would give you £50 mil, Silly girl you would have every beggar within 100 miles outside the door, Scottish parents too, Dont know were i went wrong with her, Well i do, telling her i got a grand for nowt

Amazing the way we manage to go off topic and not a drop of alcohol has pass the lips. :Not me Guv:

Hey gypsy, Are you part of the gobshite 4 now

give janet 50 mil, mine.

Ok, next time, We wish, Or do we ?