Who needs a feckin plumber

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Lol.

The local, guy who owns it bought the building next door and is extending the bar plus adding another nine bedrooms, he is also building new toilet facilities for the bar, he and his mates are doing the work themselves, it's taking forever, anyway, the new gents toilets were opened last week, I decided to give them a full test,,, thought to myself, problem with that cistern size, one of those water saving ones that hold about half a pint, you don't save any water as you've got to flush it a hundred times to get a result... Anyway again, last Thursday we do the quiz in the pub next for to the local, three guys are in who normally just drink in the local, I say whats up, local run out of beer, reply no Eddie (one of them) is barred, I ask why, he'd gone for a shit, first flush didn't clear it as he must have been shitting concrete, so he flushes again, and again, toilet overflows, being a honest guy,,, he tells the landlord, landlord goes apeshit and bars him,,, we've all told the landlord it's the toilet that's shit not Eddies shit, anyway were back using the ladies toilet again and Eddies still barred...

...Eddie the brick...

poor eddie