by Adam Mint Sat 29 Mar 2014 - 12:49
Other half would regularly take a salad to work with her for lunch, she took the ingredients separately in Tupperware containers, as she felt if it was pre made it went soggy, she would take items like lettuce, tomatoes, ham, hard boiled egg, etc, she would leave the hard bolied egg in the shell and peel just before eating. Well one day I swapped the hard boiled egg for a fresh one...
Came home from work, she says nothing, I'm trying to keep a straight face, next thing "you fu#king bas#ard".......
She then explains, she's sitting in the works canteen with her work mates prepairing her salad at the table, she bashes the egg against the table to crack the shell, splat,,, all her work mates burst out laughing, she confused keeps repeating " but I boiled that for ten minutes last night",,, then the penny dropped...