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    I read it TWICE - but then I'm a woman!

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    Spain Female Posts : 12655
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    I read it TWICE - but then I'm a woman! Empty I read it TWICE - but then I'm a woman!

    Post by Gypsy Thu 10 Apr 2014 - 17:46

    A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

    A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

    The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

    He replied, "They had avocados."

    If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again!

    Men will get it the first time.
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    England Male Posts : 30546
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    Post by Mcqueen Thu 10 Apr 2014 - 18:22

    Nah read it twice  I read it TWICE - but then I'm a woman! 3025408739
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    UK Male Posts : 656
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    Post by Daryn Thu 10 Apr 2014 - 18:24

    I read it TWICE - but then I'm a woman! 2485877773  I read it TWICE - but then I'm a woman! 2485877773 brilliant PMSL
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    I read it TWICE - but then I'm a woman! Empty Re: I read it TWICE - but then I'm a woman!

    Post by Perfectspecimen Thu 10 Apr 2014 - 18:48

    I got it, told Fred and he said it wasnt funny. FECKING TART.....  I read it TWICE - but then I'm a woman! 3025408739
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    Scotland Female Posts : 10439
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    Post by Mermaid Thu 10 Apr 2014 - 20:11

    I read it TWICE - but then I'm a woman! 2761542443
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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Post by Topdog Fri 11 Apr 2014 - 0:25

    got it before punchline  weather
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    Ireland Male Posts : 22953
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    Post by 3rdforum Fri 11 Apr 2014 - 9:39

    Whats wrong with it??
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    Post by Adam Mint Fri 11 Apr 2014 - 11:45

    Nothing if you like milk...
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