Campbell Brodie

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shopping in Tesco's

Mermaid: Posts : 10439
Join date : 2011-08-14
Location : Scotland

Post n°1

shopping in Tesco's

by Mermaid Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 21:02

this was on Facebook and thought it was good

Husband
& wife at Tesco, he puts a box of Stella in trolley. "What do you
think you are doing "? Asks wife. "It's on offer, £10 for 24 cans" "Put
em back we can't afford it" says wife. A few aisles on wife picks up £20
jar of face cream & puts it in trolley. "What are you doing"? Asks
husband. "It makes my face look beautiful" she says. Husband says, " So
does 24 cans of Stella & it's half the f'ing price"...

Campbell Brodie

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Post n°2

Re: shopping in Tesco's

by Campbell Brodie Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 21:06

Haha! I liked that...

Mcqueen

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Post n°3

Re: shopping in Tesco's

by Mcqueen Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 21:15

Ha Ha, good one, Why is it stella in scotland, Shandy down mary's way,

Perfectspecimen

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Re: shopping in Tesco's

by Perfectspecimen Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 21:18

Or real ale, yuk. Nice one M.

Topdog

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Re: shopping in Tesco's

by Topdog Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 21:43

Top notch, T. shopping in Tesco's 3025408739

cunningham

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Re: shopping in Tesco's

by cunningham Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 22:42

Mermaid wrote:

this was on Facebook and thought it was good

Husband
& wife at Tesco, he puts a box of Stella in trolley. "What do you
think you are doing "? Asks wife. "It's on offer, £10 for 24 cans" "Put
em back we can't afford it" says wife. A few aisles on wife picks up £20
jar of face cream & puts it in trolley. "What are you doing"? Asks
husband. "It makes my face look beautiful" she says. Husband says, " So
does 24 cans of Stella & it's half the f'ing price"...

im off to tescos, see if that offer is still on shopping in Tesco's 3025408739