Winding the neighbours up !

Every year a few of my neighbours put their naff Christmas bling in their front gardens and it really does piss me off.

Flashing lights.

Reindeers.

Santa in his sleigh.

You name it and providing it's cheap and nasty, you'll find it in their gardens !

So, this year, I'm going to join in.

This is the best I can come up with so far [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Anyone got any other ideas ?

You live in a council house then Jim?

I might just as well, with some of the muppets in our road.

Frustrated publican then of course, I forgot......

Where do they get the money for all this? I bet they borrowed it all, the greedy gits. I blame the lenders myself!

A couple of them are Estate Agents !

Just talking bollox all day.

How successful I am / look at my new car / my kids go to private school etc. etc.

I've sacked better people than them ! ! !

I spit.

If you claiming benefit's you can apply for a one off Father Xmas payment but they only have 75 billion to give away as it is just being printed . So get in quick.

3rdforum wrote:Where do they get the money for all this? I bet they borrowed it all, the greedy gits. I blame the lenders myself!

nah, they tap into jims supply

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] I think here is a nice reindeer which might suit about the right size.

Jimandsi wrote:
Every year a few of my neighbours put their naff Christmas bling in their front gardens and it really does piss me off.

Flashing lights.

Reindeers.

Santa in his sleigh.

You name it and providing it's cheap and nasty, you'll find it in their gardens !

So, this year, I'm going to join in.

This is the best I can come up with so far [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Anyone got any other ideas ?

some people put there winter fuel allowance to good use jim. i spend the wifes on 200 pints of darada.

You can copy Cunninghams Xmas tree I don´t think he has copyright


Stick this on the roof, keeps the carol singers away they could get some xmas spirit in the eye

Nice one Gypsy, Santas pissed ?

cunningham wrote: some people put there winter fuel allowance to good use jim. i spend the wifes on 200 pints of darada.

Blimey H are you a toyboy or just fibbing about your age?

Perfectspecimen wrote:

Blimey H are you a toyboy or just fibbing about your age?

yep i am her toy boy, still wear short pants me, well i do in the winter.

Well H i am thinking I need a youngster to look after my needs as I get old, one of those Thai brides. They can have all my money, I dont care. Or Russian birds, nice they are. Apparently there is a shortage of men there, well ones who can stand up anyway, and not brain dead on too much vodka.

Perfectspecimen wrote:Well H i am thinking I need a youngster to look after my needs as I get old, one of those Thai brides. They can have all my money, I dont care. Or Russian birds, nice they are. Apparently there is a shortage of men there, well ones who can stand up anyway, and not brain dead on too much vodka.

what needs would that be then vince?my brother is in thailand, he is old

Bet he FEELs young though. It almost makes me want to buy a lottery ticket, or another type of ticket and pretend i am just going to Tenerife.

Perfectspecimen wrote:Bet he FEELs young though. It almost makes me want to buy a lottery ticket, or another type of ticket and pretend i am just going to Tenerife.

. looking at the news tonight its a bit watery there,are you a good swimmer?

I can swim some.

Perfectspecimen wrote:I can swim some.

breast stroke?

Think I'm going to get a bloody great BIG manger built.

Get some old mannequins to dress up and some full size animals etc.

That should impress.

Jimandsi wrote:
Think I'm going to get a bloody great BIG manger built.

Get some old mannequins to dress up and some full size animals etc.

That should impress.

reggie can fix you up with some real donkeys.

Might need them for the vistasur enterprise,