Would this tempt you in to a church...

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Straight answer, No...

But suppose if you got bored with the sermon you could allways play join the dots...

I could care less...

One of Cinderelas sisters???,

I said something similar in a pub once. my pal and I were having a pint. These twin sisters walked in with their boyfriends. They were at the end of the queue when good looks were being given out. My pal looked at me as if to say "Do you see them"?? I said "Cinderella will be along in a minute". He nearly choked on his pint

I saw Cinderella in a pub once, she said to me hey Darling would you like a wank, I replied, "yes I would, em" she said, Well feck off in the toilets and don´t be long coz my two sisters want you to buy them a drink".....bollocks.