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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 29 Oct 2011 - 14:19

    3 Irish men Pat Mick & Dermot get jobs putting up telegraph poles, £300 per pole wages, First week in to the wages office, How many you put up Mick, 3, Good thats £900, Pat how many 4, Wow thats £1200, Dermot how many 1, 1 what happened, Nothing, Have you seen how much them two have left showing, Telegraph poles 3025408739 ,
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 29 Oct 2011 - 14:38

    Underdog wrote:3 Irish men Pat Mick & Dermot get jobs putting up telegraph poles, £300 per pole wages, First week in to the wages office, How many you put up Mick, 3, Good thats £900, Pat how many 4, Wow thats £1200, Dermot how many 1, 1 what happened, Nothing, Have you seen how much them two have left showing, Telegraph poles 3025408739 ,

    Pat, Mick and DERMOT! Telegraph poles 3025408739 Telegraph poles 3025408739 Telegraph poles 3025408739
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 29 Oct 2011 - 14:51

    Pole markings deciphered...
    Telegraph poles Images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT1wOOkbPLP1OzljhF_p1TP0ezl5ly61Q9aNnxzNdmMnjBmyEav

    BT = British Telecom (Could also show GPO or PO).
    Horizontal line is 3m or 10 feet from the bottom of the pole. (This lets you know how far in the ground the pole is)
    9M= Pole is a 9 meter Medium thickness pole. (Pre metric will have 24L or similar, meaning 24 feet Light thickness)
    95=Date the pole was preserved with creosote or similar.(Usually the same year pole was erected in ground)
    1I= Inspector's mark.

    Check one out in the street and impress your wives... Telegraph poles 3025408739
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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 29 Oct 2011 - 15:08

    Cant wait, Hey Janet look at this, You see that mark means - Janet - Janet where you going,
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 29 Oct 2011 - 15:15

    Underdog wrote:Cant wait, Hey Janet look at this, You see that mark means - Janet - Janet where you going,
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    Yeah, Trish does that too... Telegraph poles 3025408739
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    Post by Mermaid Sat 29 Oct 2011 - 15:28

    We can't go anywhere without him saying.
    I put that pole up
    That pole is x no of years old
    Thats a D pole
    That wire is too low and so it goes on Telegraph poles 588840738
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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 29 Oct 2011 - 15:37

    Janets pretty good with cars, I wouldnt say full on, But can spot a problem from a few yards, Keen ear too, Thats missing or on 3 as she says, But telegraph poles ? she knows feck all, But i can feel a bit of training coming on, I shall nip out and take a picture on my phone and study it later,
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 29 Oct 2011 - 15:41

    Good man Reg, spread the knowledge, you never know when it might come in handy. Telegraph poles 3077217049
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 29 Oct 2011 - 19:35

    Fascinating, cant wait til daylight to check out my local poles, they will of course be 1 hour late for the pub.........
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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 29 Oct 2011 - 19:42

    I wonder how many poles put poles up ?, How many countries have career's named after them or items, Hey, Todays Quiz,
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 29 Oct 2011 - 19:47

    Brazilian?
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 29 Oct 2011 - 19:48

    Chile, chilli chilly
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 29 Oct 2011 - 19:49

    Hungry, bloody hell loads!
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 29 Oct 2011 - 19:50

    Jordan, slapper.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 29 Oct 2011 - 19:52

    Wales!
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 29 Oct 2011 - 19:53

    China, anyone else out there?
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 29 Oct 2011 - 19:55

    Iceland, Henrys favourite shop.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 29 Oct 2011 - 19:56

    Must be all the Mums he likes........Telegraph poles 3077217049
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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 29 Oct 2011 - 20:13

    Wales ?
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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 29 Oct 2011 - 20:14

    Career's ?
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 29 Oct 2011 - 20:27

    A pole is not a career,but I will try........a dancing polish pole dancer though......Telegraph poles 3286496280

    And a South Pole dancer

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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 29 Oct 2011 - 20:30

    A pole, From poland, Putting up poles, Career yes, Wales ?, Telegraph poles 3025408739
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 29 Oct 2011 - 20:57

    Items you said as well, a whale is an item, especially a dead one.Telegraph poles 506932706
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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 29 Oct 2011 - 21:52

    Wales, Whale, Nah thats cheating, I'm not playing if your going to cheat, Telegraph poles 1498946960
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 29 Oct 2011 - 22:45

    Told Patsy the joke, she didnt get it..........
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