I won't spoil it for McQueen but only 11 cars finish the race...
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Switched on and Hamilton was staring at me, so the day is fecked before it startsThe Lone Ranger wrote:I won't spoil it for McQueen but only 11 cars finish the race...
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Mcqueen wrote:Switched on and Hamilton was staring at me, so the day is fecked before it startsThe Lone Ranger wrote:I won't spoil it for McQueen but only 11 cars finish the race...
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I was going to text loony brother and ask him what plans he had for mothers day, but thought it may be in bad taste,
Ours is stil in the fridge, 3rd court case last monday, result -nothing but costs,
Somebody asked how it went and i came up with this,
Loony "Can i have a ticket for the Titanic please"
Judge" Err the Titanic sank 90 years ago" Loony "But i want a ticket for the Titanic" Judge " You dont seem to understand the Titanic is at the bottom of the Atlantic, It is an Ex liner " loony " but i want a ticket please" Judge "For fecks sake give him a ticket, Loony with the smug look like he won a round, Judge " Happy now" Loony "No can i have a life boat" Judge,, 
Thats how mad it is, But the judge ordered things money wise to be dealt with, Loony then asked again " can i bury my mother,"
Its our mother not your mother and you dont listen too good, A court cant tell you wether to bury or cremate somebody, its a family matter and there are 3 of you, its quite simple, 2 want creamation and you want to bury her, so we are no further on, and most of what mother left has been wasted,
And WTF that has to do with Formula 1 i dont know
Ours is stil in the fridge, 3rd court case last monday, result -nothing but costs,
Somebody asked how it went and i came up with this,
Loony "Can i have a ticket for the Titanic please"
Judge" Err the Titanic sank 90 years ago" Loony "But i want a ticket for the Titanic" Judge " You dont seem to understand the Titanic is at the bottom of the Atlantic, It is an Ex liner " loony " but i want a ticket please" Judge "For fecks sake give him a ticket, Loony with the smug look like he won a round, Judge " Happy now" Loony "No can i have a life boat" Judge,, Thats how mad it is, But the judge ordered things money wise to be dealt with, Loony then asked again " can i bury my mother,"Its our mother not your mother and you dont listen too good, A court cant tell you wether to bury or cremate somebody, its a family matter and there are 3 of you, its quite simple, 2 want creamation and you want to bury her, so we are no further on, and most of what mother left has been wasted,
And WTF that has to do with Formula 1 i dont know
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I know we've gone off topic before on occasion, but this one takes the biscuit!!
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Do we have a dead mother section 