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    Post by Mcqueen Thu 16 Jul 2015 - 10:57

    Quote for the day - If we we're not supposed to have a midnight snack why do we have a light in the fridge

    Joke for today - What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals ? Philippe Philoppe Mail today 3025408739
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Thu 16 Jul 2015 - 11:40

    Mcqueen wrote:Quote for the day - If we we're not supposed to have a midnight snack why do we have a light in the fridge

    Joke for today - What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals ? Philippe Philoppe Mail today 3025408739

    That joke is so bad it's funny! Mail today 3025408739
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    Post by Mcqueen Fri 17 Jul 2015 - 12:33

    Quote for the day - I never forget a face, but in your case i'd be glad to make an exception Mail today 3275847336 
     Joke for the day - Nothing ruins Friday more than realising that its actually Thursday Mail today 3025408739
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    Post by Topdog Fri 17 Jul 2015 - 12:37

    Quote of the day....move away from the edge of the platform or the train will come and suck you off.
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    Post by Mcqueen Mon 20 Jul 2015 - 9:42

    Quote for today - You have to stay in shape, My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60, She's 97 today and we dont know where the hell she is,

    Joke for today - What bird can lift the most weight ? A crane
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Mon 20 Jul 2015 - 16:53

    Mail today 1498946960 They're getting worse! Mail today 3025408739
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    Post by Mcqueen Mon 20 Jul 2015 - 18:00

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Mail today 1498946960 They're getting worse! Mail today 3025408739
    Thought the same myself Mail today 3275847336
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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 21 Jul 2015 - 15:10

    Quote for the day - I always wondered why birds choose to stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on earth, then i asked myself the same question Mail today 3275847336

    Joke for the day - Two antennas got married, the ceremony was rather boring, but the reception was excellent   Mail today 3025408739
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    Post by searcher Tue 21 Jul 2015 - 15:50

    Mcqueen wrote:Quote for the day - I always wondered why birds choose to stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on earth, then i asked myself the same question Mail today 3275847336

    Joke for the day - Two antennas got married, the ceremony was rather boring, but the reception was excellent   Mail today 3025408739
    Just cut my wrists , can,t get much worse
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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 21 Jul 2015 - 16:00

    Mail today 3025408739 Bet it can
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    Post by Mermaid Tue 21 Jul 2015 - 16:55

    I shall not ask where you are getting these from Mail today 426031496
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    Clue is in the title Mail today 878948377
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    Post by Mermaid Tue 21 Jul 2015 - 17:02

    Mcqueen wrote:Clue is in the title Mail today 878948377
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Tue 21 Jul 2015 - 18:55

    I liked that one! Mail today 3025408739
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 22 Jul 2015 - 11:47

    Quote for the day - If everthing seems under control, your just not going fast enough Transport

    Joke for the day - What do you call a boomerang that dosent come back, A Stick  Mail today 3275847336
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    Post by Mcqueen Thu 23 Jul 2015 - 9:28

    Quote for the day - The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think its their fault,

    Joke for the day - If you find everthing is coming your way, maybe your in the wrong lane Mail today 3275847336
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Thu 23 Jul 2015 - 10:52

    Transport Transport Transport Transport Transport Mail today 3025408739
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    Post by Mcqueen Thu 6 Aug 2015 - 16:00

    Standing in the park, I wondered why frisbees grow larger the closer they get, Then it hit me Mail today 3275847336
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    Post by 3rdforum Thu 6 Aug 2015 - 17:06

    Mail today WEoRbo1UCWp0wAAAABJRU5ErkJggg== Mail today 3025408739 Mail today 3025408739
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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 8 Aug 2015 - 12:51

    Quote for the day - If your going through hell, keep going Mail today 3275847336

    Joke of the day - For sale, Parachute, Only used once, never opened.  Mail today 3025408739
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    Post by Mcqueen Fri 14 Aug 2015 - 11:52

    Joke of the day - My Friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, He's only got his shelf to blame Mail today 3025408739
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    Mail today 2485877773 I liked that one...
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    Post by Mcqueen Mon 17 Aug 2015 - 9:38

    Did you hear about the man whose whole left side was cut off ? He's all right now Mail today 3025408739
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    Post by Topdog Mon 17 Aug 2015 - 9:45

    Woman with Leprosy had a gash appear on her hip, she has a bit on the side now.
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