Topdog wrote:Used to work with a bloke who's mrs looked like Olive. We had work Chrimbo do and they were coming to our house first as daughter was baby sitting for them. I said to Jan, remember her name is Debbie, despite me referring to her all the time as Olive.
When they arrived, Jan said "Hi Olive lovely to meet you"
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Topdog wrote:Used to work with a bloke who's mrs looked like Olive. We had work Chrimbo do and they were coming to our house first as daughter was baby sitting for them. I said to Jan, remember her name is Debbie, despite me referring to her all the time as Olive.
When they arrived, Jan said "Hi Olive lovely to meet you"
Janets friend at work is leslie, She's a dyke, Brought her car in, What did i say, Now then Lesbo whats the problem, I could feel the daggers in the back of my head from janet
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Especially when Leslie dumped her the next day, end of your threesomes.
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I have no idea were that came from, Its like somebody took control of my mouth,
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I am wondering how more off topic it is going to get
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By the way I am the new forum babe magnet.
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who told you that
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Mermaid wrote:who told you that
I would think it came from the voices in his head.
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Christina from Norway on Friday night, she was pissed a bit.
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Christopher more like,
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Underdog wrote: Christopher more like,
And I bet he was also well pissed!
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Nah Drugs, all those Male prozzies use them.
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Well she was with her brother who is called Jan, I already knew him.
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Is his name Janet or Janice
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I do believe it is the Norwegian version of John and it is pronounced YAN as in tan........
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Tan isn't pronounced Yan.
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Watch out pal your shirt tails being lifted....
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Brighton Innit
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Hello you lot
See we are all on topic here !!! :Crazy:
How is everyone
See we are all on topic here !!! :Crazy:
How is everyone
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Hi MM, everyone here keeping well. Underdog is doing our heads in by constantly mentioning he off to Tenerife tomorrow. And of course it's gone off topic, wouldn't be us if we didn't though Gypsy is trying her best to keep us in line!
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Oh good !
How long is he going for - bet a lot of peops going over for New Year
where's Cunningham - is he in UK or TF
How long is he going for - bet a lot of peops going over for New Year
where's Cunningham - is he in UK or TF
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I think he had to come home early, something to do with the apartment owner.
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3rdforum wrote:I think he had to come home early, something to do with the apartment owner.
Illegal letting, he thought he had a bargain until he found out he had to pay the €18K fine Nowt for nowt
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Blimey you're kidding right ??
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Hi Monkey.
Did i tell you i was go -Ah never mind, Forgot what i was going to say,
Yes everybody is fine i think, Had nobody in the surgery so must be ok eh,
You been quiet all over, I keep tabs on you, Thought you may have been in Barbados or somewhere exotic,
Nice to hear from you,
Did i tell you i was go -Ah never mind, Forgot what i was going to say,
Yes everybody is fine i think, Had nobody in the surgery so must be ok eh,
You been quiet all over, I keep tabs on you, Thought you may have been in Barbados or somewhere exotic,
Nice to hear from you,