FAO Malteser Monkey

No hunny wish I had - Not sure if I said that my father passed away middle of Oct. So been up and down (no rude comments please) Can't quite get my head round it yet - weird

I'm ok tho - no need for any tip toeing around - poo happens doesn't it. We were there so that's a help.

Anyway !

you keeping tabs on me - ahhh that's nice you looking out for me hun ta x

Gypsy wrote:
Illegal letting, he thought he had a bargain until he found out he had to pay the €18K fine Nowt for nowt

MaltezerMonkey wrote:Blimey you're kidding right ??

Would I lie? Got it from the horses mouth or maybe a bit further down the body but the horse sure weren´t laughing.

I don't know what's on page 9 but work is blocking it now - I can't read it

This is Page 9. I know you said no rude comments but a polite one is OK, I thought you meant up and down trees like all monkey's.
Sorry to hear about your Dad, hard CHRISTMAS this one then, but enjoy it for him.

MaltezerMonkey wrote:Oh good !

How long is he going for - bet a lot of peops going over for New Year

where's Cunningham - is he in UK or TF

hey monkey where you been? i am in uk now till 4th jan,when we stay in susie f/s place for 3 weeks,then back to los cris till the 21st march.is this just a fleeting visit today,or are you going to stick around a while?i noticed you been talking to yourself a lot else where. have you got your balls and danglers up ready for xmas? . you take care now monkey.

MaltezerMonkey wrote:I don't know what's on page 9 but work is blocking it now - I can't read it

Can't understand it, my smiley was a horse having a crap not bullshit.

Gypsy wrote:

3rdforum wrote:I think he had to come home early, something to do with the apartment owner.

Illegal letting, he thought he had a bargain until he found out he had to pay the €18K fine Nowt for nowt

nah nowt dodgy with my basher,it belongs to your daughter. squeeky clean i am.

MaltezerMonkey wrote:Hello you lot

See we are all on topic here !!! :Crazy:

How is everyone

Hey Monkey !

I'm still here as well.

How's things elsewhere and those tosspot mates of mine ?

I'll be over soon to join you and cast my vote in the favourite threads poll.

It's got to be Max's headache - I really do enjoy reading that one.

Hiya Monkey! Welcome back. Where you been hiding? You're not ill are you? I've got cough sweeties you could have...

Shes come back cos she knows Reggies leaving, keeps the count up too anyway, Jim, you are so thoughtful. Has it ever occured to you to be Mr Nice Guy for a change? Hmmm.... thought not.

Hi Monkey glad to see you back for a bit. Have a lovely Christmas if you can. Your dad would want you all to enjoy it.

Thank you all well I can't see anything wrong on page 9 - just stupid things at work. I'm here and I'l be with you all at Christmas.

A real BIG HUG to all of you, been a tough time but you are all right !

Jimbo never thought of Max's thread good idea.

I always thought the best one was of Me n Pollyee doing a great routine but I have never been able to find it... Nipple rings, marigolds and a waste disposel unit, never found me anything in the search.... maybe it was put in over 18's LOL

right off to eat now

Thanks guys

jimbo you still need to pm me with who the beep you are on ..... LOL

You'll know at the right time, I promise.

Jimbo

Jimandsi wrote:
You'll know at the right time, I promise.

Jimbo

Tell me now there's no one around

ps We have SNOW !!!! :sulk1:

Where are you Monkey? here

Topdog wrote:Where are you Monkey? here

yep thats her third from the left with the nice smile.

You got it ! morning bit early for you lot ?

Not me I ape about from 6 am

MaltezerMonkey wrote:You got it ! morning bit early for you lot ?

good evening monkey ,i can see you lurking.

cunningham wrote: good evening monkey ,i can see you lurking.

Chuffin el it's the old bill ere

HT you ok hun

Monkey.........please don't take this the wrong way, but do you hold swingers parties.

MaltezerMonkey wrote:

Chuffin el it's the old bill ere

HT you ok hun

yep im ok monkey whats up with you, seen your arse and dont like the colour of it?