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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 7 Nov 2015 - 7:04

    Poor Cam, I knew he would be bored silly Cams operation - Page 3 3913804730 A hospital tv costs about £84 for 20 minutes  Cams operation - Page 3 16779677
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 7 Nov 2015 - 10:43

    Catheter in for a wee while, nice pun there Mermaid. Thought they would get free TV in Scottish NHS, along with free parking and everything else.  Cams operation - Page 3 3275847336
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    Post by Topdog Sat 7 Nov 2015 - 10:59

    They get hospital telly on prescription in Sweatland, Reg, so free
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    Post by Gypsy Sat 7 Nov 2015 - 11:57

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Catheter in for a wee while, nice pun there Mermaid. Thought they would get free TV in Scottish NHS, along with free parking and everything else.  Cams operation - Page 3 3275847336


    The pun made me laugh too Vince.  Glad he is OK though, can´t you take him in his laptop, that should keep him amused.
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    Post by Adam Mint Sat 7 Nov 2015 - 12:56

    Yip that hospital TV thing is a rip off, think it's something like a fiver for six hours or so, but your money don't carry over to the next day so you lose any hours you've paid for at midnight, Annie's spent a fortune on it while her dads been in hospital, could have bought a feckin telly with what she's spent...

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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 7 Nov 2015 - 13:03

    I went for my diabetic eye test on Thursday, £4 to park for 90 minutes, should have listened when they said do not drive because your eyes will de dialated, Bus ? Feck right off, rather crash than sit with peasants Cams operation - Page 3 3025408739
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    Post by Topdog Sat 7 Nov 2015 - 13:10

    Yeah get the Bus all the peasants have cars, paid for by the state.
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    Post by searcher Sat 7 Nov 2015 - 14:47

    Mcqueen wrote:I went for my diabetic eye test on Thursday, £4 to park for 90 minutes, should have listened when they said do not drive because your eyes will de dialated, Bus ? Feck right off, rather crash than sit with peasants Cams operation - Page 3 3025408739
    Got the bus into town last week , someone near us must have peed themselves the smell was awful, almost vomited, problem is by the time you find a parking space it's time to come home
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 7 Nov 2015 - 17:26

    What you need chaps is a motor bike, Honda 50 will do. Park it anywhere free of charge, including airports. Preferably though you need somewhere nice and warm to ride it, like Tenerife, or you end up frozen like an icicle.  Cams operation - Page 3 3025408739  Poor old Reg wont get a cab either, no Enlgish taxi drivers in Leeds now eh?  Cams operation - Page 3 1498946960
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    Post by 3rdforum Sat 7 Nov 2015 - 18:54

    you have to pay for tv in a hospital?????
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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 7 Nov 2015 - 19:17

    And Doctors and Nurses, cleaners, food, heating, lighting Cams operation - Page 3 1498946960 UK is a shambles, unless you just landed and then its all free, and a taxi home by the brothers to your free house, also your giro will be on the floor,  wonder why the NHS is in trouble  Cams operation - Page 3 878948377 Feck me  Cams operation - Page 3 16779677
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    Post by Mermaid Sat 7 Nov 2015 - 19:53

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Catheter in for a wee while, nice pun there Mermaid. Thought they would get free TV in Scottish NHS, along with free parking and everything else.  Cams operation - Page 3 3275847336
    oh dear I must read my posts before pressing send. He has a TV and he is not paying for it.
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    Post by Adam Mint Sat 7 Nov 2015 - 20:00

    Yip, TV's a fancy thing on a telescopic arm, you can get TV, radio, books, games etc on it, also has a telephone attached, phone costs about a pound a minute, feckin rip off, don't know if it's the national health or a private company that's coining it in, suspect a private company, shouldn't be allowed whoever it is, feckin ripped off cradle to the grave we are...
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    Post by Mermaid Sat 7 Nov 2015 - 20:02

    He has a book to read,a TV which he is not interested in. Does not want his phone or laptop taken in. Feeling sick now due to the antibiotics and not wanting to eat now. They are now talking about Wed before they might let him home. I have 2 buses to get to visit the hospital. I only go in the afternoon.
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    Post by Adam Mint Sat 7 Nov 2015 - 20:05

    See, that's inequality, if you were in hospital and he only visited you once a day,,,, I'm saying nothing...

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    Post by Adam Mint Sat 7 Nov 2015 - 20:06

    My last hospital visit cost me about two grand, flights, apartment, food, oh and beer....
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    Post by Mermaid Sat 7 Nov 2015 - 20:16

    Adam Mint wrote:My last hospital visit cost me about two grand, flights, apartment, food, oh and beer....
    I get your point Adam lol. I don't drive.
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    Post by Adam Mint Sat 7 Nov 2015 - 20:53

    I don't have a pilots licence....

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    Post by Adam Mint Sat 7 Nov 2015 - 20:53

    What hospital he in...
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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 7 Nov 2015 - 21:06

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    Post by 3rdforum Sat 7 Nov 2015 - 21:08

    Tell him we were asking after him T.
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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 7 Nov 2015 - 21:18

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    Post by 3rdforum Sat 7 Nov 2015 - 21:49

    Cams operation - Page 3 3025408739 Cams operation - Page 3 3025408739 Cams operation - Page 3 3025408739 you don't have that avatar for nothing!1 I'll dig the tunnel, you wait on the other end on your mobility scooter, I mean motorbike!
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    Post by Mermaid Sun 8 Nov 2015 - 2:32

    Adam Mint wrote:What hospital he in...
    He is in the Victoria Hospital,Kirkcaldy.
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    Post by 3rdforum Sun 8 Nov 2015 - 10:07

    Thats a fair trek on the bus for you Mermaid. 20 miles?

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