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    I'm bored...

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    Scotland Male Posts : 59106
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun 6 Dec 2015 - 15:15

    Jist saying like... lol!

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun 6 Dec 2015 - 18:21

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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 6 Dec 2015 - 18:57

    Some bleeding boat for sure I'm bored... - Page 5 1498946960
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Mon 7 Dec 2015 - 10:59

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Mon 7 Dec 2015 - 11:17

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    Post by Mcqueen Mon 7 Dec 2015 - 11:19

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    Scotland Male Posts : 23101
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    Post by Adam Mint Mon 7 Dec 2015 - 13:14

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    Ireland Male Posts : 22953
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    Post by 3rdforum Mon 7 Dec 2015 - 18:56

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    Post by Mcqueen Mon 7 Dec 2015 - 19:01

    I really dont know why we havnt been shut down I'm bored... - Page 5 3025408739
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    Post by Adam Mint Mon 7 Dec 2015 - 21:10

    Because I texted them saying we'd join forces with ISIS if they did...

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    Post by 3rdforum Mon 7 Dec 2015 - 21:14

    How do you stop ISIS attacking?? Put Louis Van Gaal in charge.
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    Post by Adam Mint Mon 7 Dec 2015 - 21:17

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    Post by Adam Mint Mon 7 Dec 2015 - 21:18

    Bit true...

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Tue 8 Dec 2015 - 19:37

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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 8 Dec 2015 - 19:47

    You just wouldnt approach them, ever I'm bored... - Page 5 1498946960  I'm bored... - Page 5 506932706 I'm bored... - Page 5 506932706 I'm bored... - Page 5 506932706
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    Post by Gypsy Tue 8 Dec 2015 - 22:29

    I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)
     
    I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
    I don’t have to go to school or work.
    I get an allowance every month.
    I have my own pad.
    I don’t have a curfew.
    I have a driver’s license and my own car.
    I have ID that gets me into bars and the whisky store.
    The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.
    And I don’t have acne.Life is great.

    Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this.

    Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains, scientists believe.

    Much like a computer struggles as the hard drive gets full, so too, do humans take longer to access information when their brains are full.

    Researchers say this slowing down process is not the same as cognitive decline.  The human brain works slower in old age, said Dr. Michael Ramscar, but only because we have stored more information over time.  The brains of older people do not get weak.  On the contrary, they simply know more.

    Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.  It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.
     
    SO THERE!!
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    Post by 3rdforum Tue 8 Dec 2015 - 22:54

    I've forgotten what I was going to type now??
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    Post by Adam Mint Tue 8 Dec 2015 - 22:55

    Good that, now where did I put the corkscrew...
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 9 Dec 2015 - 9:22

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    Post by Gypsy Wed 9 Dec 2015 - 14:14

    HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN

    Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.

    Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

    If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
    Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc.

    Get in the shower.

    Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

    Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

    Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

    Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
    Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

    Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair.

    Shave armpits and legs.

    Turn off shower.

    Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

    Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.

    Get out of shower.

    Dry with towel the size of a small country.

    Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

    Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

    HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN

    Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

    Walk naked to the bathroom.

    If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo'
    sound.

    Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

    Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum and tenderly stroke your belly.

    Get in the shower.

    Wash your face.

    Wash your armpits.

    Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

    Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.

    Wash your hair.

    Make a Shampoo Mohican

    Wee.

    Rinse off and get out of shower.

    Partially dry off, whilst seductively stroking your belly.

    Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.

    Admire willy size in mirror again.

    Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

    If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

    Throw wet towel on bed.
    I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!!!!!
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 9 Dec 2015 - 14:24

    Feckin' brilliant! I'm bored... - Page 5 3025408739 Ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash! lol!
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 9 Dec 2015 - 14:28

    Some of it maybe, I clean the shower while in there, I throw out all the empty bottles, I clean the floor with the small towel on the way out, but i never ever "Woo-Woo" I go" Yeh baby look at this boy" I'm bored... - Page 5 3025408739
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 9 Dec 2015 - 14:39

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 9 Dec 2015 - 18:20

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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 9 Dec 2015 - 18:39

    I'm bored... - Page 5 2485877773  Thats well funny, no it isnt  I'm bored... - Page 5 506932706

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