My mobile was showing No Network again. This happened a couple of months back and they fixed the problem in the shop so I went back again thinking same problem. Nope, sim card working, fine in other phone he produced...... You need a new phone sir, yours is ballast. OK, how much for a new one? Can I have one that folds up? Yep, £49.99, jeez, whats the cheapest one then? £9.99. I guess I will have one of those then. Sorry. we have to order those special, we will ring you when it turns up. So he proceeds to write down mobile number..... Errr, excuse me, its not working........ Nice enough lad but he did have ginger hair. 
I gave him my land line number........ Still waiting.
I gave him my land line number........ Still waiting.
