Just had a begging letter from these muppets, addressed to Mr A Day, not my name but my address which I have lived at for 26 years. Just sent a reply back in the pre-paid envelope not with my credit card details but a note offering my congratulations at scoring 1/10 for effort which has cost them two lots of postage. Yes, sometimes I get bored..........
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Perfectspecimen-
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I once had a Hoover sales person for 2 hours one of them Kirby ones, he kept showing me a patch of carpet that he said looks clean but watch this 
anyway at the end he said "What do you think" Yes brilliant i said, his eyes lit up, He said "what do you use at the moment" So i pulled a Kirby out of the understairs, Not good are they you kept hoovering that carpet that had been done with a Kirby, off he went, Nowt on TV was they 
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I have got a Kirby too Reg but Patsy wont use it. Too heavy she said. Anyway I didnt wanna start doing hoovering so I bought her a £30 Argos Value one. Not too bad as it happens.
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Same with those dysons, like blady robo cop, Moved on to G Tech now, Janet said its the best birthday presant she ever had
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Thats a battery one innit? Handy, she wont have to bend down to unplug it. In my apartment in Tenerife the sockets are at waist height so I shall be okay as I get older. Wont need a hoover there anyway will I?
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Migt have told this before, once had an Insurance guy ring Mum's house when Dad, Bro and me were having a beer before a night out together. Guy rings up, now Dad was KEN, BROTHER Ken too, " could I speak to Mr Tanner please, wentinto his spill quite a number of mins, me " oh do you you want Ken Tanner, I am Kevin" yes please, phone gets handed over, "hi is this Ken Tanner" yes speaking, then the same spill for many more minutes, " oh sorry saysmy Bro, " I think you want Ken Tanner senior, the house owner" yes please says the insurance guy, Dad picks up phone and says hello feck off
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