Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests.

Afternoon all.

Good evening. Windy.

Who the fxxk is windy? 

Windy house innt.

Heard of a Wendy house but W.T.F 

Vince farts bad, morning

morningall

Good morning members

Afternoon punters. You got long left Reg?

He will be sick when he gets back however long it is. Good evening.

Buenos noches Vincento...

well he is in his sixties, so might not have that long left. Nice thing to ask someone though.

Morning membranes 

Evening folks...

Evening members, back in blighty now

Welcome home Reg. Did you buy a scarf at duty free?

Evening all. Welcome back Reg.

Oh is he back did not get up to see me then.

He'll be doing his dhobi by now 

Morning people of the revelution.

good morning. Welcome back Reg

Good morning members,
Sorry Kev i meant to see you but i never seem to have the time,
For some strange reason my last day i spent wrapping the fridge because some numpty decided to clean the stainless steel with wire wool, so it now looks like the worktop marble,
Why is it important ? I just like things so so, I will never relax until i'm dead,
Some sort of disorder i have Good job the other was occupied 

Afternoon forumers...

Thats alright Reg, stainless best way to clean, if you can get a scouring powder, make a little paste on some kitchen towel with a little water. spread it all over stainless but by rubbing hard in circles, let the paste dry then polish off with paper towel, and stubborn bits use a little agua con gas.

evening all