Didnt start well. Green Park put me in a room with no kettle, no iron, no washing machine, no English plug adaptor and no digital tele so we had just one english speaking channel, Tru TV. Rubbish. One thing we did notice we had though was a big can of cockroach spray, we soon found out why as we had to immediately get to utilise it on six of the buggers. 
Patsy likes to watch fish so we went to Marina at GDS, Marina at Las Galletas, Marina at Las Americas and Marina at San Juan and the new one over at Garachico. I dont mind, there are boats there.
Discovered how to open boot lid on shite Chevrolet car on day 5, well Patsy did actually........ Went to El Canon a few times to annoy Kev and Stuart. Eat at Damary chicken place near his, very good. One of the waitresses even speaks English so although I knew what was on the menu Patsy wasnt convinced until she turned up. 
Eat at eat as much as you can chinese next to Amadas, Patsy tried the Sushi, I passed. 
Eat at Great Wall Chinese on GDS, always good there, and also Pollo de Adeje in Los Cris. Had fish and chips at Aries Bar on Amarilla Golf, patsy had mushy peas but I'm a Southerer so I had garden peas as I like dropping the feckers. Tripadviser rates it highly, I didnt.
Got pissed 7 times at least and sang some Karaoke, sex 3 times.
Never fell over once. Plane was late.
Probably some other stuff went on but you know........
Patsy likes to watch fish so we went to Marina at GDS, Marina at Las Galletas, Marina at Las Americas and Marina at San Juan and the new one over at Garachico. I dont mind, there are boats there.
Discovered how to open boot lid on shite Chevrolet car on day 5, well Patsy did actually........ Went to El Canon a few times to annoy Kev and Stuart. Eat at Damary chicken place near his, very good. One of the waitresses even speaks English so although I knew what was on the menu Patsy wasnt convinced until she turned up. Eat at eat as much as you can chinese next to Amadas, Patsy tried the Sushi, I passed. Eat at Great Wall Chinese on GDS, always good there, and also Pollo de Adeje in Los Cris. Had fish and chips at Aries Bar on Amarilla Golf, patsy had mushy peas but I'm a Southerer so I had garden peas as I like dropping the feckers. Tripadviser rates it highly, I didnt.Got pissed 7 times at least and sang some Karaoke, sex 3 times.
Never fell over once. Plane was late.Probably some other stuff went on but you know........
