by Adam Mint Fri 12 Feb 2016 - 15:21
She turned up at the quiz last night as I expected she would, she didn't get much sympathy from us lot, her version of events:-
She's bought a course of sunbed sessions, been going each day for about a week but ain't getting any browner, so on her first visit on the day in question she mentions this to a member of the tanning shops staff, the member of staff says to her to go on a certain sunbed as it had just had new more powerful tubes fitted, plus the member of staff also says to her she can have an additional free session. So she's on the sunbed in the afternoon but decided to go back in the evening thinking it will be the same member of staff on duty and get her free session, this was last Thursday as she turned up at the quiz after being at the sunbed shop, we all thought she was ill as her face was all puffed up and bright bright red, but she explained she'd just came off a sunbed and had possibly overdone it a bit, the peeling started a day or so later and as I said previously the burns/peeling on some parts of her body are very bad, red raw and weeping, as she is now...
But she's going to make money out of it even if she doesn't get a claim, that story was sold to the papers through her agent, there will be more revealing pictures in the Sunday Sport and even more revealing ones on the Sport On Line website, she don't miss a trick that one (no pun intended)...
Back to last nights quiz, we allways pick a team name that has a twist on something topical in the news, so our team name last night was "18 minutes to long"...
For anyone who doesn't get it, she done thirty minutes on the sunbed and the recommended time is twelve...
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