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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Post by Topdog Sun 13 Nov 2011 - 20:52

    Just seen Freddie Star is in the Jungle as if he will be bothered by eating creatures, suppose Eddy Izzard will be in next year.
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    Post by Mermaid Sun 13 Nov 2011 - 21:03

    I cannot watch that program as the bush tasks make me balk
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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 13 Nov 2011 - 21:09

    Desperate people to go on there, Why would you do that ?
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    Post by Topdog Sun 13 Nov 2011 - 21:15

    I would give it a go for 100k. Just seen Fartinme Whitbread, too much tosstesterone.
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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 13 Nov 2011 - 21:18

    £100k ? Where do we sign
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    Post by Mischief Maker Sun 13 Nov 2011 - 21:25

    yeah i thought it was a bloke she is not looking good
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    Post by Topdog Sun 13 Nov 2011 - 21:31

    Mischief Maker wrote:yeah i thought it was a bloke she is not looking good
    Your too fussy MM. Jungle 3025408739 Jungle 3025408739
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    Post by Mischief Maker Sun 13 Nov 2011 - 21:32

    was she something to do with javelin?
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    Post by 3rdforum Sun 13 Nov 2011 - 21:33

    No one in it that I know'like this year. Shaun Ryder was good last year. Didn't take any bum syrup
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    Post by 3rdforum Sun 13 Nov 2011 - 21:34

    Mischief Maker wrote:was she something to do with javelin?

    Yes but she packed it in when compulsory sex tests were implemented
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    Post by Topdog Sun 13 Nov 2011 - 21:37

    She looks like she might be back home in the jungle Jungle 3025408739
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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 13 Nov 2011 - 21:37

    Imagine phoning for a hooker and she turned up, How would you say no, Whats that ballet,
    Nut cracker sweet, Jungle 3707059870
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    Post by Topdog Sun 13 Nov 2011 - 21:38

    How often do you ring for them then Reg?
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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 13 Nov 2011 - 21:41

    I dont, Howard was telling me about it, Jungle 1293740352
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    Post by Topdog Sun 13 Nov 2011 - 21:44

    Underdog wrote:I dont, Howard was telling me about it, Jungle 1293740352
    Its his hearing and your spelling, Meet me at the Warehouse. not meet me at the whorehouse.
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    Post by 3rdforum Sun 13 Nov 2011 - 21:47

    I asked him to get me a prossie and he came home with a gift wrapped toaster from Curry's! Jungle 1498946960
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    Post by Topdog Sun 13 Nov 2011 - 21:59

    I ask him where there was a Tobacconist and he sent me to the Swiss ALPS.
    I said to Reg, can you smell Gas, he said nah can't smell me own name.
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    Post by Topdog Sun 13 Nov 2011 - 22:05

    Freddie Starr, salad dodger.
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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 13 Nov 2011 - 22:18

    Topdog wrote:Freddie Starr, salad dodger.
    No, He just looks tubbed up because he's short,
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    Post by Topdog Sun 13 Nov 2011 - 22:20

    Camera trick

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