1. Ey up!?
2. Yer brew’s mashin’.
3. It’s chuffin’ roastin’ out.
4. Bagsy ‘avin a croggy! - Is this what Janet said to Reg when they were kids?
5. Ow much?
6. Eez int’bog.
7. That’s proper champion, that, lad
8. Gi’us a butty
9. Gi’us a chuddy
10. Gi’or, yer too cack-‘anded.
11. I’m chuffed t’bits wi’ that
12. Ahm fair t’middlin’.
13. E’s in fine fettle.
14. Tha’ knows.
15. Tha’ll get a clip rahnd lug’oil if tha’ carries on like this.
16. Mind you visit yer nan this weekend, she’s getting reight mardy.
17. Nah, ‘e’s allus mitherin’ about summat.
18. Eeh, yer daft ha’peth.
19. Stop nebbin, buggerlugs.
20. Na’than, ‘ow’s tha’ lass?
21. Put wood in t’ole! Was tha’ born in a barn?
22. Ow do, my love?
23. Tarra, ducky.
24. There’s nowt s’queer as folk.
25. ‘Owt’s better than nowt
26. E’s neither use nor ornament
27. Where there’s muck, there’s brass
28. Did I ‘eckers like!
29. Near as makes n’ matter
30. Eeh I’ll go t’foot of stairs
31. Eez nobbutta babbi
32. Think on, soft lad.
33. Sit thissen dahn, tha’s bin laikin all day
34. Ah reckon nowt ter that
35. E’s on pot duty
36. And ahm ‘appy as a pig in muck
37. Wang it o’er
38. It’s like Blackpool bloody illuminations in ‘ere
39. E’s soft int’ed
40. Tha’ meks a better door than window
41. E’s a reight bobby dazzler.
42. ‘Supwier
43. Eeh by gum!