by Topdog Mon 21 May 2012 - 21:26
We were at a Haven site, Primrose Valley, actually, some know it well. Mother in law had a caravan there. Kidz were small our Stu was 8 and got ask to go up on stage to tell a joke.
He said "what goes in dry, comes out wet and satisfies 2"
The crowd just fell silent, compère froze, and Jan buried her head and slapped me.
"don't know said the guy"
A Teabag....he said
Following day, whats brown and smelly and sits in the corner of the bathroom, Dad's socks.
Hang on.
By now the geezer was loving him and could not wait to get him up.
Last day, "whats long and thin covered in skin, pink in parts and goes in tarts"
Rhubarb.
Can I do one more, he said.
Big cheers from the crowd, which he could not understand as he thought it was innocent.
Whats white sticky and gives life.........Brylcream