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Good Afternoon Everyone x

Evening all.

eveningall

Good evening. 62 year old wrinkly woman wants to sue Trump after being filmed pissing on his golf course in Scotland. Hope it goes viral, serves her right.

I've pissed on many a golf course!

If you gotta go you gotta go but dont complain if you get caught! Think its an £80 fine if cop sees you. Nice to see Queenie and Phil have made it up to Norfolk today for Christmas. I like Phil, he makes the same sort of rude comments I do.   I shall be on the hunt tomorrow for some roasting beef at £4 per kg. Lidl and Morrissons have some allegedly. Got a nice fat one from ASDA last week but they are charging a fiver a kg and once I have removed the frigging great turkey from the freezer tomorrow I will have plenty of room. I remember when I first moved up here we went to an auction where they sold 'damaged' turkeys for silly money. Of course I got the biggest fecker there and it wouldnt fit in the oven. If I remeber correctly I chopped the legs off and stuffed them in the carcase! Seem to remember though it was mighty fine eating. One year we bought a goose. Nah, it was crap. Stick to what you know peeps. Wonder what Queenie eats on Christmas day? Swan I bet.  On my local river/canal I have noticed a big increase in the swan population. My guess is they have upped production to counteract the Poles eating the feckers.  Good morning then.

Perfectspecimen wrote:If you gotta go you gotta go but dont complain if you get caught! Think its an £80 fine if cop sees you. Nice to see Queenie and Phil have made it up to Norfolk today for Christmas. I like Phil, he makes the same sort of rude comments I do.   I shall be on the hunt tomorrow for some roasting beef at £4 per kg. Lidl and Morrissons have some allegedly. Got a nice fat one from ASDA last week but they are charging a fiver a kg and once I have removed the frigging great turkey from the freezer tomorrow I will have plenty of room. I remember when I first moved up here we went to an auction where they sold 'damaged' turkeys for silly money. Of course I got the biggest fecker there and it wouldnt fit in the oven. If I remeber correctly I chopped the legs off and stuffed them in the carcase! Seem to remember though it was mighty fine eating. One year we bought a goose. Nah, it was crap. Stick to what you know peeps. Wonder what Queenie eats on Christmas day? Swan I bet.  On my local river/canal I have noticed a big increase in the swan population. My guess is they have upped production to counteract the Poles eating the feckers.  Good morning then.

Berlin a truck drives in to a Christmas market...

Most UK city's have Christmas markets going on...

What does UK do, blockades any traffic going near Buckingham Palace...

Then Liz and Phil get a cold and can't travel...

Next they're OK to get in a helicopter...

Wonder who the next terriost target was,,, mmmm............

Oh, and on the turkey thing, my mothers side of the family had a farming background, on Christmases with that side of the family us kids job on Christmas Eve,,, pluck all the feathers out of the turkey who's  neck my grandfather had just rung...

Gangmaster in Kent got stung for megga bucks on the news today. Chicken farm and he employed just foreigners. Of course he paid them as little as possible, as they all do. Fact is these workers got 100% more than they could earn at home so wheres the moral problem? Yer average Indian textile worker would be over the moon earning half what they did. But then again he wouldnt have to pay 125k for his two bed terraced hovel and £1400 a year council tax...............

Morningall

Good morning members, 

Good Morning Everyone x

good morning,2 more sleeps to go lol .

Evening all! Sing this to "One man went to mow".

♫ 2 more sleeps to go
2 more sleeps 'til Santa
2 more sleeps 'til the big fat fella
comes down your chimney
and brings your presents
and drinks your beer...
2 more sleeps 'til Santa!♫

Maybe its cos I am pissed but the tune dont fit Cam. Good morning then.

Good morning members 

Morning all... You must be singing the karaoke version Vince!

morningall

GOOD MORNING,SANTA HAS BEEN TO MY HOUSE. HE LEFT PRESSYS. HAVE A LOVELY DAY ALL.

Morningall. Santa was here as well. Twenty to seven the kids discovered the pressies . Have a great day everyone!

Morning all! Had a wee lie in!

Hic...

Oh, don't know if I mentioned it, flights booked Tenerife last two weeks March...

Accommodation required...

 

Good morning members

hic.