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3rdforum wrote:

Mcqueen wrote:but you need the front pouch to shove your dusting brush and sand paper in, oh and phone because as soon as you set your stall out the fecker rings

That's so feckin true!! I always leave my keys and phone together and the fecker only rings just when I get to the top of the ladder

Years ago my cousin was up a ladder when i spotted him doing a job, phones then were like suitcases and only me and him had one,
so i rang his and he shot down the ladder to answer it and i hung up, did this 4 or 5 times, so he carried his up the ladder and tied it on,
when he dipped his brush i rang again, this time i said hey mick how you doing, he looked across the road and saw me sat in my van, if looks could kill

good morning all

£357/minute each of those calls back then!

Motorola nobody ever nicked one

Good Morning Everyone ,I had one of those like a bloody brick ,on Orange I was x

Good evening. I left my phone charger in Tenerife so now my phone is redundant.

Just get a longer lead...

eveningall

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Morning peeps...

Morning peasants and phartridges

Good Morning Everyone x

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Morning

Good morning everyone.

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Good Morning Everyone x

Afternoon folks...

afternoon all

Good evening. The pit me and the lads had started digging for new sewer pipes has filled up with rain. Blox.

Feckin' holes have a habit of doing that in wet places...

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