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    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     


    Scotland Male Posts : 59106
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 69
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 22 Apr 2017 - 19:03

    The Garda Traffic Corps found a large number of dead crows on the M8 just outside Cork recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.
    A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.
    The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.
    By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.
    The investigators then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.
    They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"
    Adam Mint
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    Scotland Male Posts : 23101
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    Post by Adam Mint Sat 22 Apr 2017 - 19:27

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    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 30546
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    Age : 70
    Location : England

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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 22 Apr 2017 - 20:04

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