Humour.

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian scientists found
Traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that
Their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.
Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, an American
Archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times:
"American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their
Ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the Canadians".

One week later, the British authorities reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in North Yorkshire, Jack Arkwright, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely f*** all.
Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had already gone wireless."

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Macauley Caulking...

A woman on her death bed, called her husband and asked him to open a box from under the bed.
Inside he found 3 eggs and £7000 in cash.
"What are the eggs for?" asks the husband.
She replied, "Every time we had crap sex, I would put an egg in the box."
Not bad" says the husband,
"3 eggs in 35years”.
And the cash?"
She replies "Every time I got a dozen,
I sold them!:

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