Put in a new dishwasher today. First thing that went wrong was that it wouldn't fit under the worktop. Had to saw off the feet ( they were molded) at the back and unscrew completely the front ones. I took the old hose out from the u-bend under the sink. Wanted to wash my hands and sink had a big stock pot soaking. So I emptied the pot forgetting I had undone the connection at the u-bend. Feckin floor was soaking. Eileen came in just as I was mopping up. "What are you doing" she said. "Floor was filthy" says I, "You should pay more attention next time". You won't believe what she did next!!! She only threw the mop at me like a spear, hit me right in the arse. There's gratitude for ya, put in new dishwasher AND wash the floor to boot and I end up with a soggy bum 
,Had to move everything including one of those little bottles of perfume stuff you put down the drains, Ive smelt like a tarts hand bag all day,
